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a term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities.
After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.
by atm86 January 18, 2009
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When a nice Christian girl has anal sex in order to "preserve her virginity".
Julie let Ken saddleback her last night; she thinks premarital sex is wrong but this doesn't count because it's not 'real sex.'
by SuzG January 30, 2009
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A woman who, in an attempt to maintain vaginal virginity, only has anal sex. Will substitute a dildo into her vagina, as long as it is not a real, functioning penis.
After attending the prom, Amber and Randy saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.
by Screw_Michigan May 31, 2009
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To return to one's place of origin, if that place is in the country.
I'm rite dang tired of this citaay, I'm gunna saddle back to meh trailer in the woods and shoot me sumthin.
by Garbunkle March 31, 2009
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Ohh, I heard Neil wanted to ride Bob Saddleback..Ouch!
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