skaddle-pack your own waffles

Slang term used out of drunken rage to express ones dissatisfaction with a particular situation. Can be used interchangeably with the phrase "Go fuck yourself" and is often used to quit ones job.

Employer: "You were supposed to be in at 9:30, are you coming?'
Employee: "Pft. No, you can go fucking skaddle-pack your own waffles."

skaddle-pack your own waffles by HerpDerp2020 December 5, 2011

saddleback 

a term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities.

After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.

saddleback by atm86 January 18, 2009

Saddlebacking 

Saddlebacking - the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. Named after Saddleback Churh, home of the Reverend Rick Warren, who is a proponent of abstinence education, the "sex ed" that has convinced so many Christian girls and boys that buttfucking isn't actually sex.

Saddlebacking - After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.

Saddlebacking by PGC123 January 15, 2009

Saddleback Santorum 

The fresh mix of lube, blood and fecal matter that is the by-product of nubile Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex to preserve their virginity.

Ward, I found warm Saddleback Santorum all over Wally's bible.

Saddleback Santorum by woogy98407 January 30, 2009

saddlebacking 

the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities

After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill were saddlebacking all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.

saddlebacking by Finduilas January 28, 2009

saddlebacking 

When straight kids ass-fuck because their abstinence only sex-ed classes have erroneously convinced them that anal leaves the girl pure and virginal.

I love catholic schoolgirls cuz you don't even have to persuade them to try anal - they LOVE saddlebacking!

saddlebacking by suramila January 27, 2009

saddlebacking 

When a young unmarried christian couple has anal sex in order to avoid vaginal intercourse which would be considered fornication and a sin.

Dave and Laura were saddlebacking because they both took a chasity pledge.

saddlebacking by coolpapi March 10, 2009