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1. Akward Turtle
A hand gesture used during a situation where a conversation becomes akward.Made by placing one hand on top of the other and twirling the thumbs to make it look like a turtle missing it's front legs
Man 1:Dude I was talking to Amanda but I ended up doing the akward turtle
Man 2: that's just sad man
2. sleep face
when you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror to find that your face has not woken up yet.
I woke up 20 minutes ago but I still have sleep face!! my eyes are all droopy and i have blanket face

My sleep face needs to wake up! I have to go to class

He told me my sleep face looks like a sad turtle
3. Speedy the Turtle
The saddest turtle in the world. Lives in the basement of the Cunha residence. Even in harsh times such as Winter with no heat. Its home is a small plastic container hardly bigger than the length of this keyboard which I am typing on. If you tap on its shell it tries to swim away but to no avail for it is trapped for all eternity.
Wow you are sad, like Speedy the Turtle.
by King of Turtles Jan 18, 2005 add a video
4. Crysad
when you cry because you are so sad. Very similar to sadcry.
My girlfriend dumped me, I failed my history exam, and my pet turtle died. that makes me crysad.
5. turtle back
when a man cums while laying down and his legs and arms spaz out of control
Trevor did a turtle back after having sex with the transvestite for the sixth time.

Trevor did a turtle back after five seconds of sex.

Casey did a turtle back on Trevor's mom.
6. wortle
the wortle is a fairly shy pack animal that can retreat into its shell when it feels threatened or sad. Usually it has a few very close ties and then little other close relations. male or female it relies on its senses to determine its mate.
turtle, wortle, pack, animal, fake, myth
7. to be a turtle
To be so upset or containing similar emotional distress that one avoids social contact and "hides in one's shell."
Isaac was so upset after his girlfriend dumped him that he decided to be a turtle for the night until he felt a little better.
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