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A term often misused in a multitude of ways. It is not an acceptable synonym for “I’m in a sad mood”, “you’ve made me sad”, or “I’m emo now”. It should not be said in any circumstance ever. It SHOULD stay on South Park and the commercial that South Park spoofed off of. IF it is in fact used in every day conversation it should be known that it means “I can’t come up with my own jokes and I’m probably only even saying this to annoy people because in my immature state of mind I find that funny.”
Person One: "Sad Panda."
Person Two: "YOU'RE A FUCKTARD" ::ends life::
by ImAlwaysRight February 13, 2008
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A ugly Asian girl.
It is to be called out when you see a ugly asian girl.
(as an ugly asian woman walks by) SAD PANDA :(!!!!
by Glenn Eason October 23, 2006
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an overworked and underappreciated person, who usually wears tan-on-tan or gray-on-gray clothing, and who threatens his superiors with bodily harm and resignation on a daily basis.
Phil isn't having a good day, he's in his office being a sad panda.
by Meat, Bradshaw, Matt September 05, 2008
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A part of the phrase, "I'm a sad panda," to use as often as you can in every conversation ever to everyone you know.

Use it especially if you want your online buddies to talk about you behind your back and call you names like the following: geek, turd, jerk, pig, fool, dick, fuckwad.
Geekturdjerkpigfooldickfuckwad: "im a sad panda *insert lame panda-esque emoticon here*"
Someone Cool: "DIE, BITCH."
by one angry recipient July 30, 2005
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An unhappy disapointed unfortunate person. Someone who's father turns them into the FBI because they could give 2 shits about them and want all their dope for themselves.

A person who tries too hard to fit in and is annoying to those amongst them.

They will drop out of school, have 10 kids by different fathers or mothers and die with no money, no love and no class.
Look at that dirty chick over there, what a sad panda.
by mippef December 24, 2008
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When you are receiving oral pleasure and the person delivering the pleasure is crying from the two black eyes you gave them for not doing it right first time.
She was lousy at giving head and after giving her two black eyes I got the Sad Panda onto it. I think the tears really helped
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by Muffinateherface July 02, 2017
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