| 1. | leet speak | ||
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something for sad fucks who want to swear in chatrooms or just annoy you. ( ) /\/\ 6 ( ) /\/\ 6
ooownedd hahahaaa ppwnned pwwneddedppwnwnnn what the fuck am i saying? im a sad fuck! |
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| 2. | Opinion Deprived | ||
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Lack of an original opinion about something.
Used only on people who don't seem to have an opinion of their own and/or sense of originality. "And he totally just copied and pasted the whole 'What Is Love' thing from another website onto his own blog, trying to act all sentimental and stuff."
"What a total opinion deprived sad fuck." |
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| 3. | Ass bead | ||
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The sad looser at partys, (there's always 1!) that steals drinks from other people when there not looking (usually because they are poor sad fucks and have spent all their money on porn mags cos they'll never get a chick and the best they can do is jerk off all day. This results in them not being able to afford to buy any drinks for them selves) Fuck off and stop stealing my drinks you fucking ass bead!
That guy's a fuckin ass bead! Fucking ass bead stole all my beer! Crusty, your a fucking ass bead, buy your own fucking drinks and fuck off out of mine! |
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| 4. | landon guy | ||
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Whatever sad fucks posted those definitions must be sick of Landon beating them in everything. Yes, Landon is an all boys school, as is GTown Prep, we tool u public school sad fucks in everything. Why dont u grow a dick and stop talking shit on the internet. Public School kid- Hey dude look at that Landon kid......LANDON IS ALL BOYS HAHAHA
Landon kid- Stfu (beats up all of them) other Landon kid- Oh its alright, hes gonna mow my lawn someday |
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| 5. | Kobe Bryant | ||
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(Koh-Bee Bry-ent) N. 1) Italian raised NBA star who skipped college for the NBA. 2) The inability to reach the top shelf without having the help of someone tall. 3) The act of paying a white girl to let you smack her with your penis for the sake of having a fake trial in order to earn yourself street cred. 4) The second release during defecation where a smaller turd lands on a much larger turd and seems to cling onto it until they both go down the drain. 5)The act of comparing a new rookie to Micheal Jordan without seeing him play a single game (see also Overated Fucks, L. James, C. Anthony, P. Hardaway and Media Whores). 6) A large gaudy peice of jewelry given in order to save your relationship. 7) A skinny African American that if hit by a car and killed today would have had zero lasting impact on the NBA. 8) The feeling a DA gets when his victim drops all charges. 1) Kobe Bryant went 5 for 32 yesterday. He's freakin' good!
2) I'd like some of those cookies up there but I'm afraid I'm all Kobe Bryant right now since my assistant went to florida. 3) Kobe Bryant couldn't get a good shoe deal so he ironically had a rape trial in colorado as a sad attempt to win the hearts of what is now the Drug dealer - Thug - Gangster - Scum of the earth - demographic of the NBA. 4) I had 6 bowls of rice crispys and the next day I took the biggest crap I've ever taken. Then this little poop fell out and landed on the big one almost Kobe Bryant style. It was funny watching it swirl around down the drain until I had to use some Tim Duncan to clean everything up and bring back a certain repectability to the bowl. 5) That guy is the next Micheal Jordan! No he isn't he's over rated and is nothing more than hype and the next Kobe Bryant. 6) Dude that rock is so big it looks fake. Yeah I've gotta go Kobe Bryant in order to get Tina back after fucking her fat cousin at her sisters wedding last week. 7) Did you here Kobe Bryant just got hit by a bus? So? 8) She won't press charges? Uhggg, I feel like I've got a bad case of the Kobe Bryant. |
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| 6. | haxor | ||
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A nerdy self deprecating word used in a humorous way. Otherwise, a lame twist of "hacker" using "l337" speak.
Although there is sometimes an attempt to make it synonymous with "hacker", there is no wide acceptance of this in the real world. Circles where it might be accepted as such will not be among true hackers, but instead "crackers". aka skript kiddies, skript d00dz, losers, lamers, sad fucks with a sad sense of entertainment who basically spend hours racking their pin heads on pranks they don't often even witness. nerd: "i am a l337 haxor!"
human: "stfu, jackass" |
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| 7. | flooding | ||
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Used in instant-messaging chatrooms by people who want to disrupt the chat, and possibly cause the room to malfunction. The same message is sent over and over again at a rapid speed. This is usually achieved by copying a message and then pasting it/hitting enter as fast as possible. The message is usually very long and offensive, but sometimes comprises of just 1 character.
Commonly used in "chatroom wars" on chat servers such as www.oaserv.co.uk and MSN chat. Those fucks from "-Thee-Olde-Brothel-" are flooding our room again. You should've never insulted their leader.
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