| 1. | riddle vision | ||
|
The idea that horribly ugly woman become attractive or "doable" after being around them for a number of months. This is extremely prevalent at Embry-Riddle University. I had a girlfriend at school, but I didnt realize she was ugly until I went home for Christmas because of Riddle Vision!
|
|||
| 2. | Irregardless | ||
|
The kind of thing Dubya would say when he means to say "regardless". Its a bastardized version of the word "regardless", with an added superfluous "ir" added at the start. All you have to do is think about it logically to see that its not a grammatically correct word, just a mistake that unfortunetly became popular. You dont have to be a pompous or rude asshole to correct someone, just somebody who thinks its important that they dont compromise the English language to cater for people who cant be arsed to do their English homework.
To be honest, I dont mind people using words like this in normal speech, but I cant stand to see it in print. People like journalists and authors, I believe, have a responsibility to be at least somewhat gramatically correct. 1. If you're going to make a living from writing, then please make the effort to use real words instead of words like "Irregardless" and "alot".
Other person: "Alot of words are considered ungrammatical before they are sanctioned." Me: "Yes, and it's a sad testiment to the quality of education in society when these mistakes are sanctioned!" |
|||
| 3. | true lovers | ||
|
A compatibility without compromise. Where everything - anything is loved, hated in the same manner by both partners. They love each other the same, they need each other, want each other. Physically, mentally, spiritually. If they can't be together, they would die.
It's when two people can't get enough of each other, can't keep their hands off each other. - When they would do anything to be together, even forgo their currently relationships. Even if it's a boyfriend, husband, fiancé or friendship. It's a relationship with no limits. A relationship that transcends social norms or understanding. One that will outlast time itself. Both people worship each other, almost blasphemously. Religion, Law, Moral Context, Age... nothing matters to True Lovers. Nothing can stop them. 1: Did you see Sedos and Lynx?
2: They're completely insane, can't stop talking about one another. They get sad if they don't see each other every second of every minute of every day. 1: I know what you mean, they barely speak coherently anymore. 2: It's like they're addicted to each other, and need a daily fix. 3: They're true lovers. That doesn't happen every day. |
|||
| 4. | hoangism | ||
|
Girls are confusing
more...
Well, i was just sitting around and sing then suddenly everything about how confusing a girl can get just poped up in my mind so here wat i thought of: 1st lets start with Relationship: Don't us guys hate it when a girl never realize how much we care for her?? Its like she looks faraway, dreaming about the "perfect" guy and never see that the one that care for her, value her IS RIGHT INFRONT OF HER! We come up with all these things to say to her. we put out effort and time and in the end she might just say "oh, i just wanna be friends" ... then the guy only reaction is "oh, i understand.." and INSIDE their head they thinking "DAMN WTF!! all that time i tried so hard just to get a chance with her" then after that...AWKWARDNESS KICKS IN! ..... WE JUST CAN"T NEVER KNOW WHAT SHES THINKING! 2nd is the SENSITIVE PART! ok, when guys really like a girl, they TRIED sooo hard to think of what is the right and wrong things to say to the girl, THEY THINK FOR 10! seconds b4 words can come out of their mouth.....and IF it was the right thing, the girl will show her cute lilttle smile and that giggle that just get the guy go crazy for it. BUT if it wasnt the right thing she wanted to hear, she'll give u this look and reply with a deep tone...that means she thinking "WTF is this dude talking about?" .....THATS Y ITS BEST NOT TO SAY ALOT! 3rd is when a girl is sad ... As guys, we KNOW that its our job to keep the girl happy and smile all the time. BUT when... |
|||
