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It isn’t exactly a woman with a flat chest, but she isn’t exactly an “A “cup either. It is when the breasts looks like a birthday party balloon that you have found behind the couch 3 weeks after your birthday party, Just kind of old and deflated and most of all sad. :(
Man, her ass is nice, but she sure does have some sad balloons...what the hell, I'll still bang her...
by Balloon Popper August 16, 2010

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