sackward

When you "accidentally" put your nutsack on a girl's forehead, but she didn't want you to.

Oh, man, the other night, I put it right on her forehead, and she looked at me like, uh, NO. Sooooo sackward!

sackward by chodrais November 29, 2010

Sackward-facing manservant  

1. Someone who is filthy/unclean and is owned by a fellow person of the same sex, inwhich he has to there bidding unquestionably.

2. A general insult to people with no friends, impliying they take it up the chuffer.

Also 'Manservant' is not to be confused with 'Manslag', as a manservant has no sex with the opposite sex.

"Leon is a right Sackward-facing manservant ."

"Yeah he loves it up the shitter!"

Sackward-facing manservant by jakeBow56 February 7, 2009

Sackwards 

All things facing the scrotum. Point of origin. A direction that contains the polar perspective of the scrotum or "sack". The act of facing toward one's balls.

Tina has her face near Trey's crotch. She must be facing sackwards. When we drive towards that set of balls we are going sackwards.

Sackwards by Trey W. Wilson March 21, 2007

Spackward 

Spasmodically backwards

Does dumb shit with fire
Bottom of the class
A complete backward spacker

Stop it you spackward fuckmonger

Spackward by Tiggs31 January 2, 2011

Sockward 

The act of wearing very awkward-looking socks and not being aware of it.

Natalia walked up to me wearing very sockward bright green and pink socks with bumblebees on them.

Sockward by jujuchan October 20, 2009

slackward

neither forward nor backward, demanding as little effort as humanely possible

I am moving slackward today, doing as little as I can just to get by.

slackward by slackmasterfive May 2, 2010

Sackard 

Adj. One who drinks (alcohol) to bagpipe music.

Jim: "Hey! Listen to this dope bagpipe rock song I found!"
Pam: "oh I love bagpipe rock! It makes me want to drink, like a beer or scotch"
Jim: What a sackard.

Sackard by LadyCuriosity December 29, 2021