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lying sack of shit 

n. (metaphorical, yet, often simultaneously literal) one who habitually and effortlessly utters falsehoods in a most blatant and profane manner, all the while maintaining a lackadaisical appearance of ingenuousness; despite, or perhaps, due to the fact that their entire corporeal membrane is filled to bursting with an inexhaustible supply of foul, though nitrogen-rich fecal mendacities waiting to be excreted into their victims' ears
I can't believe you'd give any credence to anything that lying sack of shit says!

(insert name of any living politician or other person who wants something from you here) is a lying sack of shit!
lying sack of shit by GM July 21, 2003

delusional lying sack of shit 

A rather long but increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Yup, among the super doozies laid out by this delusional lying sack of shit are: he claims that he predicted that Osama bin Laden would hit the Twin Towers and that President Obama was “constantly begging” Kim Jong Un to meet with him while he was President.

Fat sack of shit 

A fat person who sit's around all day doing fuck all.
Hey Stephen get some work done you fat sack of shit

sack of shit 

useless item/person. No help to an situation.
Walsh you sack of shit you broke it.
sack of shit by Kingdong August 30, 2006

drifting sack of shit 

A Honda Civic.
No one likes your drifting sack of shit.

Lying Sack of Shit