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Siberian Sack Lunch 

Can only be performed when it is very cold. A man's ball sac must be cold and pulled up very tightly. A girl then puts the man's balls in her mouth and sucks them until they are warm enough that they become very saggy again. The girl cannot take the balls out of her mouth until they are completely saggy, otherwise it is not a true Siberian Sack Lunch.
After we went snowboarding all day, I gave my girlfriend a nice Siberian Sack Lunch.

Randy Savage Sack Lunch 

When a man has his testicles in someone's mouth and they do an impression of Macho Man Randy Savage's voice saying "oh yeah," or other phrases. The sheer ridiculousness of the voice causes a vibrating sensation on the testes.
What did your mom pack in your lunchbox? Cause she gave me a Randy Savage Sack Lunch last night.

sack lunch mustache 

The pubic hairs left upon a person's upper lip after sucking on the balls of some male animal.
That is one happy faggot, look at his sack lunch mustache.
sack lunch mustache by Goat October 8, 2003

sack lunch 

Presenting your balls to someone to be sucked and or licked.
Lay down on your back Cindy, Ive got a sack lunch for you!
sack lunch by slikkpie April 25, 2005

saclunch 

A sexual manuever that involves the process of a person nibbling on a scrotom during the afternoon hours.
John walked into the office and yelled "who wants to go get lunch" graham replied; How bout you c'mon over and i'll feed you a saclunch

Kent bolted home promptly at noon and fed Kitra a sac lunch
saclunch by blacklung April 13, 2009

Santa Cruz Sack Lunch 

The act of perfoming oral sex on an unshaved, hairy, hippie woman who hasn't showered in a week because she is natural.
Tom felt sick after a Santa Cruz Sack Lunch with that UCSC girl.