Sabertooth Crotchcricket

1. a slang term for pubic lice (see also crabs) 2. a term for any four legged insect that scares the piss out of your girlfriend or boyfriend.

That boy is always grabbing himself, he must have a serious case of the sabertooth crotchcrickets.

by Ixy July 25, 2003

Another name for Pubic Lice or Crabs.
Or to insult someone who is extremely hairy or u just dont like!

by Mike Vaughan February 2, 2004

dude i think my sabertooth crotchcrickets have migrated over to you trouserbrush garden

by Daniel March 16, 2005