Swedish Automobile Always Broken
My f***ing saab died on me again.
by Stefan February 03, 2005
A once quirky, unusually designed car that was once different from the crowd. The company is now 100% GM owned and so its models are a rag tag bunch Opels, Subarus (well the 9-2X will be a "saab" design soon since they no longer own Subaru) etc. The SAAB 9-7X is a rebadged GM envoy and they even put the ignition in between the seats to convince dummies it was a Saab. lolz . Hahaha. SELLOUTS.
Dick: "My father loaned me his SAAB 9-7x to drive to the golfing range, and it drives so nicely since its a European design."

John: "but your truck is really a GM , gas guzzling waste of space and fuel...."

(laughter all around)

Dick: "but .... but... "

John: "why don't you girls get in my BMW and I'll show you some performance? ;o)"

Exit John with 2 supermodels.

Dick pulls a raisor blade from his cardigan, and slowly raises it to his wrists...
by Wojtek May 17, 2006
1) A terrorist's car.
2) A car for people who can't quite afford a real yuppie car.
3) A car for people who think that they deserve more than what they have, but can't quite justify it. i.e: lower to middle level managers who got their jobs to keep them away from important processes & relationships that they tend to destroy.
1) Ahmed wired the semtex to the underside of his Saab before driving into the train station.
2) But daddy, I really wanted a beamer! All my friends have beamers, and we were going to make a beamer circle around the mall. I might as well be driving mom's volvo, except for the dents and dried blood from all the people she's hit.
3) Yesterday I told bill that he's have to start coming in late occasionally because my quarterly report has space for things that need improvement and I can't think of anything to put there. So, I told him to buy a Saab.
by Stan West July 09, 2005
Possably one of the safest cars.
Surviving a crash in one from a Toyta convertable hitting you at 40 MPH is almost 100%
And the Toyta? Well lets say its going off to the junk yard.
Then GM bought Saab and fucked it up.
My parents drove a Saab 9000CD a while ago, yes it was a CD. And it survived 3 crashes
by Navck November 02, 2004
It's a car goddamn it!

It rocks... (Not really, but I gotto defend my country ^^)

Go Sweden!
My mum had a Saab once, but it broke down all the time. Fuckin crap.
by Concussion August 06, 2005
Worst car ever made, slow as hell and all japanese cars smoke it..

God my civic SMOKED that slow SAAB
by eastcoastricer March 08, 2005
A car manufacterer name that stands for " Stupid Assholes Always Buyin'em'".
That guy is a stupid asshole, he must drive a Saab.
by Mike Lichter September 23, 2005

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