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18.
sMS
sMS or Short Mans Syndrome: a mental and physical affliction medically grouped in the Social Tempestuous Discards of human ailments or (STDs), caused by spiral-shaped spirochete bacterium, Treponema pallidum.

The disease has been known under many names during history, including the "French disease" and the "Great Spanish Pox".

sMs has had a prominent role in history and literature for the last several hundred years.

The route of transmission of sMS is almost always through excessive alcohol consumption. However, there are examples of congenital sMS via transmission from mother to child in utero.

The signs and symptoms of sMS are numerous; before the advent of serological testing, precise diagnosis was very difficult.

In fact, the affliction was dubbed the "Great Imitator" because it was often confused with other diseases.

sMS can be easily treated with blunt trauma to the knee’s or scalp. The oldest, and still most effective, method is an intraanal injection of a foot.

If not treated, sMS can cause serious effects such as damage to the heart, aorta, brain, eyes, marriage, friend, WoW and bones. In some cases these effects can be fatal.

In 1998, the complete genetic sequence of T. pallidum was published which may aid understanding of the pathogenesis of sMS.

Friend 1: My god that short guy is so annoying?
Friend 2: Leave Miguel alone he has sMS!
Friend 1: oh my we should be nice to him then you know what they say
Friend 1&2: "Friends don't let Friends be gnomes"
by Ibal El-Miski June 13, 2007
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1.
sms
SMS also S.M.S. (es-em-es) abbr.

1. noun. Short Message Service: a text messaging service on mobile phones.
2. verb. to send a text message over a mobile phone.
I spent my office hours SMSing everyone in my address book.
by cowinator September 30, 2003
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2.
SMS
Shit, Masturbate, Shower
Grant: Want to hang out later?
Robert: Nah i gotta SMS.
Grant: You're texting someone?
Robert: No man, Shit, Masturbate, Shower.
Grant: Ohhh so you're just gay
by really popular kid January 31, 2011
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3.
SMS
Sudden Messaging Syndrome. This debilitating disease begins shortly after receiving one's first moblie phone. The sufferer is completely unable to perform ordinary tasks or social activities. People with SMS typically can text very quickly, because they spend their whole day doing so. SMS can easily lead to becoming broke, since the phone bills SMS sufferers get can total into the thousands.
Greg: Why does Bob never go out anymore?
Tom: Aww, man! he's got SMS. :(
by ontheislandwhereyougo September 11, 2009
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4.
sms
shit myself
past tense: shat myself

when you get so excited you shit yourself
girl 1: omaygawd that guy is so hot
girl 2: i know right!
girl 1: i just totally shat myself
girl 2: haha omg hashtag sms
by legitthough November 09, 2013
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5.
An acronim for Shit Head Syndome
s.m.s.

to hell with p.m.s. i got s.m.s saod his girlfriend.
by wackjobg January 08, 2010
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6.
SMS
Swap Meet Swag- when someone you know has no swag and cant get high quality Clothes and or Shoes
Yo your shoes raggedy and torn up you have that SMS
by @thtsquintedguy September 03, 2012
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7.
SMS
An acronym for short message service, the thing that allows you to text on your phone.
Why would I waste breath with a stupid acronym like SMS when "text" is more concise?
by Whatnao September 29, 2011
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