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S.P.O.O.F.A 

Spoiled Fat Ass; greedy, hungry, selfish, obese woman or man who get everything they want and sound like a pokemon
"hey, can i have some of your candy?"
"NOOO, it's mine."
"but you have like three bags"
"NOOOO, i'm hungry"
"whatever, you s.p.o.o.f.a!"
"huh?"
S.P.O.O.F.A by fatassstepdad December 23, 2009

B.O.O.F.S 

Bureau of office furniture acceptance statistics
Mr Smith is the head of B.O.O.F.S . I Need to tell him how much i hate my office chair.
B.O.O.F.S by irritated pig fetus September 11, 2018

S.O.F (Sit On My Face) 

When a woman sits on top of a mans face,placing her vagina on his tongue and other various areas of his face.
When you going to S.O.F (Sit On My Face) ma ?
S.O.F (Sit On My Face) by Rugah October 12, 2011

S.O.F.A.  

(sweater over fat ass)
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.
I thought she was fly until she took off her S.O.F.A. when she got hot.
S.O.F.A. by The Commodore October 17, 2008

I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N 

I want you to f**k the sh*t out of me until I scream your name
Guy: hey what do you want to do tonight

Girl: I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N
Guy: *in shock and smirks* say less

s.o.f.t. 

an older person that has very little sense. whatever theyve done and they know theyre in the wrong, they fall into the catagory of "soft".this is usually used when small children and old ladies are around, stil..old ladies are not exempt from the term which means......
old grumpy get, pushing a wheelchair with his elderly mother in it, deliberately rams into your achilles....the retort would be "stupid old fucking twat"
or "s.o.f.t. cunt"
s.o.f.t. by mik63 August 17, 2007