Somf

The acronym for "sit on my face" used commonly towards highly attractive females with gratuitous behinds.

Kyle: dude that chick is fine!

Mark: man I know I would totally let her somf. Then drink her bath water

by Buster Miller July 8, 2014

Somf

Sit on my face

Jordan Kelly; SOMF!
Some Girl; -sits on his face-

by iwantjordansballz June 18, 2010

Somf

Unlike the usage of somf as "Sit on My Face." This definition of somf can be used on Twitter as "Some of My Followers."

Jane: Guys, I just started talking to somf in a voice call!

Herald: Don't you mean "oomf"?

Keira: No, she means somf, "some of my followers."

by Junnamod January 18, 2021

Somf

Abbreviation for Stupid Overpaid MotherFucker

That somf makes too much godamn money.

by RIDERED12 June 21, 2020

Somf

Some of my followers

I know it’s not just oomf, it’s somf

by Aaron94x January 6, 2022

SOMF

the abbreviation of the expression "Sit On My Face".

SOMF is primarily used as an indicative of sexual attraction, or as an act of sexual dominance.

Used in conjunction with Twitter, It is often stylised as #SOMF.

Tom Daley, #SOMF

by purpledinosaursrule December 30, 2013

SOMF

Sit On My Face. Term is used to show sexual feelings towards another individual.

Why Sara, dont you want to SOMF today?

by rimits January 25, 2009