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L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F

Lemme suck the soul out of your dick until you nut all over my face😫.
When u wanna be freaky in text “ L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F”

l.m.s.o.y.d.u.y.c.i.m.m

It mean, "Let Me Sit On Your Dick Until You Cum In My Mouth."
She texted me during English class and said, "L.M.S.O.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M.M."

S.O.M.D. 

Short for:

Sit On My Dick
"Yo, you look like a nerd"
"S.O.M.D. you asshole!"
S.O.M.D. by This Life Style October 26, 2005

S.O.M.D. 

Son of a mother duck!
*hit basketball into net with baseball bat from 200ft.*

"SON OF A MOTHER DUCK!"

abbr. S.O.M.D.
S.O.M.D. by epicninjarapelol February 17, 2010

i.s.m.d.i.a.b.o.d 

It mean... I STUCK MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS
Jeff: Guess what I did Kevin
Kevin: what???
Jeff: I.S.M.D.I.A.B.O.D
Kevin: what...?
Jeff: I STUCK MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.