S.A.F.E. 

Sensitive As Fuck Everyday

"Don't be S.A.F.E." - Trinidad Jame$

S.A.F.E. by TPang February 9, 2013

E.F.S. 

Edited For Sarcasm:Used in internet forums, to convey an even harsher subtle form of sarcasm. Maybe directed at an individual or group when modifying a quote or story. Also acceptable, as an inside joke between users on the forum.

Example:
"ZOMG! The obligatory "OMG HALO" post! I'm so cooool anti-conformity FTW!!!"

When Edited for Sarcasm (E.F.S.)...

Result:
ZOMG! "OMG HALO" FTW!!!

E.F.S. by Ihatesoup May 27, 2007

R.u.e.f.s 

Rampant Uncontrollable and Extremely Frequent Stiffie

The kind a 15 year old boy gets at cheer leading camp, he just cant help it,

Guy 1: Man i had the R.u.e.f.s so bad in yoga the other day. Those chicks in the tight spandex pants man! Whew, barely got out of there alive.

Guy 2: Yoga? What a homo...

R.u.e.f.s by Josef Mac Ice Master November 28, 2007

F.E.S (Furry Extermination Services) 

Legit just a rip off of the A.F.C and I led by a furry, F.E.S is known for doing dog shit things with games, specifically on roblox.

Hey, heard of the F.E.S (Furry Extermination Services) ?
Yeah, they are pretty fuggin retarded.

F.E.S (Furry Extermination Services) by AntiFur Updates July 6, 2023

N.S.E.F.A.W

Not.Seeing.Ella.For.A.Week
when a guy blows you off and your name is Ella

“Man hes definitely gonna have N.S.E.F.A.W syndrome.”

N.S.E.F.A.W by duckdick1234 December 6, 2019

j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o 

it means Just shut the fuck up and eat me out

im really about to tell me man to j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o

j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o by izzballzzz August 7, 2023

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. 

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. by Jake Opp November 10, 2011