S.A.M.F 

acronym for sexy ass mother fucker!!

That Brent is a S.A.M.F for sure!

S.A.M.F by Chasing Wood August 15, 2020

S.A.A.M.F. 

Sexy As A Motha Fug
Mother Fucker

black guy-ay man you got ne of dem motha fug games
worker-ummmm?
*black guy turns around and sees black girl*
black guy-Damn girl, you S.A.A.M.F.
*black guy walks away*

S.A.A.M.F. by Ben Havelka July 23, 2008

S.O.A.M.F.P. 

Snakes on a motha fuckin' plane.

"Snakes on a Plane comes out August 18th, 2006."
"S.O.A.M.F.P.!!!!"
"yes, I'm excited too"

S.O.A.M.F.P. by Nelville Flynn May 2, 2006

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Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F by lotto6969 July 9, 2025

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. 

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.

I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. by Billy January 20, 2005

L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F. 

An acronym meaning Laughing So Hard I Fell Off My Yoshi and Spilled My Fanta. Used when someone or something makes you laugh so hard you have trouble breathing.

Hey have you seen the movie Grandma's Boy? Yeah it made me L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.

L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F. by Koo Times Two September 6, 2011

S.M.A.F. 

Socially, Mentally, Athletically, Fucked

Someone who no one likes.
Look at that fag fingering his but whole, "hes definitely a S.M.A.F.

S.M.A.F. by chill321123 April 22, 2011