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Parkinson's law for warez and porn 

Parkinson's law states that "work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion." Extensive research by volunteers has shown that for warez and porn, a similar principle applies. The applied Parkinson's law states that "warez and porn expand so as to fill the storage space available." The law's application in this context suggests also that warez and porn are gaseous in nature.

In practice this means that over time, the storage space occupied by warez and porn files increases to fill any void present on the writable storage medium they are contained on. During research it was shown that no matter how large the researcher's hard drives grew, warez and porn always expanded to fill any space available.

Some of the longer-term researchers also reported that the growth rate of warez and porn seemed to closely follow Moore's law. Further research is required to determine if this is the cause or an effect of Parkinson's law's applicability to warez and porn. It is even possible that the inverse is true - that warez and porn are in fact the cause for Moore's law in the first place.
Damn that Parkinson - my porn drive is full again.

I know - warez and porn expand so as to fill the storage space available.

Yeah, that's why they call it the lame reference to Parkinson's law for warez and porn.

Karen's In the Warehouse 

Use when your parent(s) is/are home and you cannot say something to another person.
Can't talk about that, Karen's in the Warehouse.
Karen's In the Warehouse by Jomo667 September 11, 2020

Men's Warehouse 

In poker, when a board card is revealed and its suit is part of a player's hand, but the value of the card is unsatisfying. Generally this card eliminates the player's chance at a straight flush, leaving him with just a flush or at least a flush draw. In most cases, this is the river card.
Jack: Whoa, did that just give you a straight flush?

Andrew: No. I got the suit, but not the value.

Chris: Should have gone to Men's Warehouse.
Men's Warehouse by Guruboy August 20, 2008

Kinzie's Warehouse 

A Kinzie's Warehouse is when you defecate in a woman's vagina.
"She wouldn't let me give her a Kinzie's warehouse even though it was my birthday".

"We had some girls over at the house and they showed me what Kinzie's warehouse was".
Kinzie's Warehouse by Top G August 8, 2022

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026