s-load 

a term used to exaggerate something; specifically an amount; "nice" way of saying shit load; referring to a copious amount

She has a s-load of working out to do before she will become a size 2 again!

s-load by CRHook January 5, 2011

Murphy's Load 

Married men know Murphy's Load well. Murphy's Load refers to the times when you've secretly masturbated and for an inexplicable reason, within hours, your wife is all over you, despite a huge dry spell leading up to jerking off.

"I jerked off because I couldn't take it anymore and suddenly she was all over me. This is known as Murphy's Load."

Murphy's Load by Foobie April 14, 2004

Lazy man's load 

An unmanageably large load carried to avoid making more than one trip. The phrase originates from the American South.

I took a lazy man's load of groceries out of the car and ended up dropping them all on the driveway.

Lazy man's load by cfisher November 5, 2009

Lazy Man's Load 

The act of male ejaculation as a result of masturbating, usually taking place in a bed. Upon ejaculating(blowing his load) the individual is too tired or just too lazy to clean up his mess, leaving the load to rest on the sheets, and in and around his belly button(depending on accuracy), He then drifts off into a deep and satisfied slumber.

Guy1: "Dude I was so horny last night, but was too tired to toss 1 off"

Guy2: "Dude why didn't you just 'Lazy Man's Load' that shit?"

Lazy Man's Load by chakademus August 22, 2011

Fisherman’s Load 

When you catch a large amount of fish out at sea on a fishing boat, one must grab one of the fish and use the fish slime as a lubricant. You then bust a nut into the ocean. This is known as Fishermans Load.

Jakub Chickowski: Guys! I jut caught a bunch of fish!

Lennon Vipond: Yes! Now we can perform Fisherman’s Load

Fisherman’s Load by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018

Snowman's Load 

A large icy beverage. eg. Slush Drink, Sno-Cone or Ice Water.

"I was so thirsty, I swallowed a Snowman's Load."

Variation: "It is so hot... I could sure go down on a snowman right now!"

Snowman's Load by groimsley December 11, 2010

Satan's Load

The unfortunate occurrence of someone consuming too many hot fries/Cheetos and drinking milk with it, and then throwing it back up later.

"Dude I threw up hot fries and milk and it felt like Satan skull fucked me and blew his load so hard I projectiled like the exorcist!"

"dude, I ate hot fries and drank milk with it and it made me throw up so hard it felt like I got skull fucked and forcefed Satan's load"

Satan's Load by luvaddict88 March 31, 2019