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McDonald's Time Machine 

A certain period of time where a skinny and healthy person ignores all their sense of hygiene and become extremely obese and develop certain health problems.

Can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a McDonald's and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly.
Kaitlyn and Elliott used to be extremely athletic and healthy until they traveled through the McDonald's Time Machine and gained a combined 250 pounds and both developed heart disease and diabetes.
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Danny’s time 

when one wants to get shit faced on a Friday night
He is shit faced, what the fuck is he doing talking to the old people in the bar? That’s danny and it Friday, it’s Danny’s time

Black Man's Time 

A very relaxed concept of time, as used by black people the world over...
aiming to get somewhere at 1 when it starts at 12 and actually get there at 2.30
Black Man's Time by Tommigunn March 17, 2004

wendy's time 

4:20 to 6:20. when it's time for wendy's. mmmm
rob: hm... it is 5:00... i wonder to what restaurant we should visit.
carl: dude it's wendy's time... don't you know. 4:20 to 6:20 is wendy's time you uncultured rapscallion.
rob: ok.. yes. let's go to wendy's
wendy's time by wendy's time November 7, 2017

Colored People's Time

1. Black-People Time, Black Folk time, BP Time, BPT, Colored People's Time, Colored-People Time, CP Time, or CPT.

NOTE: This is a stereotyping of African Americans/Black People as not punctual/frequently or constantly being late.

2. Time that is kept convenient to one person, but not another, especially in business or personal matters.
Why most people believe in colored people's time? When it comes to making a scene, hurting somebody or worse, most people don't?

It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel 

popular catch phrase from Yugioh. The phrase comes in the opening theme song where the music stops and he yells that famous phrase.

This phrase has been parodized a lot, especially on ytmnds involving Mario, Spongebob Squarepants, Howard Dean, and a few others.
Me: I had it with you. You're going down!
Punk Kid: All right, you leave me no choice. It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!

It's time 

When it's time to do something, you can use it in various contexts.
When it's 4:20
"It's time (to smoke)"
When you bored at school
"It's time (to quit)"
When you are hungry as fuck.
"It's time (to eat)"
It's time by GMDM October 11, 2018