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1.
A fucktard who likes to put spaces in between every letter in a word.
"M y n a m e i s s p a s m a n d I ' m a f u c k i n g m o r o n"
by Cunt McBag December 31, 2003
 
2.
From the mid to late 1970s. When a person has eaten their fill of a meal, their body creates an inner shudder at the thought of a further mouthful.
"Would you care for a wafer-thin mint, Mr. Kreosote?"
"No thanks you, I've just had a spasm, I couldn't eat another thing".
by chris wheelie April 21, 2005
 
3.
Formerly known as SPAM. The SPASM is a contemporary emotion personified by the uncontrollable grimacing that results from receiving the first junk mail of the day...
Buddy: "Jeez, I thought you were gonna rattle off yer chair?!?!"
Victim: "Nah, I just got m'self a beef-jerky-viagra-kind-of-a-vibe..."
Buddy: "Any good?"
Victim: Er... Nope. Just' a lil' SPASM..."
by little-miss can't do wrong March 02, 2007
 
4.
When you are angry and you need to punch something.. you punch the keyboard and a spasm comes out.
Or when you are bored you just do spasms.
Spasm. :vbhcjdbvjhuebgfvhdusgvbfhdskbvhdukwgvbfjvhjbsdplenbfhdbvhbjhfjdbgvruhfbwuqvbfuywbvfukwvbhfuwekgfuvgbuwgfvbuw etc.

Katherine: She is being such a bitch
Tilly: innaaaat
Katherine ARGH jcjunmjvdbhwq,mgew
by Hello.FrauCassuns. April 26, 2009
 
5.
annoying, irritating, cause of distraction.
She is a spasm.
by krizzia June 20, 2011
 
6.
Variation of a Convulsion. Seemingly less severe, creating less of a mess.
She was hit with a Spasm and collapsed.
by BartimaeusDefs October 28, 2009
 
7.
Spam advertising images that appear on web sites and undergo jittery motions in order to catch one's attention.
Man, I can't make it out for all the freekin' spasm on my screen!
by Jay Hoffman September 22, 2008