degenerative, age-related disease that impairs an individual's ability to procrastinate, often brought on by fits of responsibility and consideration for the time of others, ultimately resulting in being on time for any appointment or deadline.
He used to say he'd be there in 10 minutes, which I knew meant an hour, but he was actually there in 10! His ontheimer's must be setting in.
I think her retirement triggered her ontheimer's. Marriage might be the only cure, or a subscription to a cute kittens channel on YouTube.
A neurological condition in which a patient suffers sporadic outbursts of anger starting in one's middle age.
Sufferers are known to be calm throughout their lives and never get angry until some time in their 40s thru 60s. This all ends with an outburst of verbal anger, typically directed against those known to the patient, in which victims feel threatened.
After first outburst, a few years will typically pass until the next outburst. Intervals between outbursts will divide in half from then on, until patient becomes unmanageable and must be institutionalized.
There is no known cure or treatment for this condition.
Not inherited, but occurs in white and black people, mostly those of Slavic, Mediterranean, and African descent, and never in Asians or Native Americans.
My brother had to be put in a nursing home because he had Gruv's Disease.
acronym for: Table Tennis Time
When everyone knows it's time to hit up the ping pong table and start playing crazy asian stylee
Zach: Fool, TTT? Fool you know it's TTT.
Paki: No Fool, I'm l-l-l-li-li-lik-lik-lik-like-like-like hexma ye gi
Zach: Jigga, It's TTT
Paki: Fine, you'll probably just kill me anyway like you always do, you're hella good. I worship you
Zach: I worship your tits
|46.||McDonald's Time Machine|
A certain period of time where a skinny and healthy person ignores all their sense of hygiene and become extremely obese and develop certain health problems.
Can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a McDonald's and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly.
Kaitlyn and Elliott used to be extremely athletic and healthy until they traveled through the McDonald's Time Machine and gained a combined 250 pounds and both developed heart disease and diabetes.
A song written by the artist S-Kott on Dec 8/10. This song was in the album lotion Lurk.
It's hard to work
When you got a lurk
Lurk lurk lurk
Durka durka durk im Adam
Lotion lotion lotion
It's time to put your lurk plan in motion
Causing a commotion
|48.||The Tuesday Pre-Dinner|
When it's time for a couple of hardworking teenagers to have a snack, they dont go anywhere, they go to Zackys cafe.
Where they can find almost everything to survive the day.
It occurs every Tuesday and the tradition will hopefully live on forever or so long the schedule say so.
-It's time for The Tuesday Pre-Dinner Snack.
-I can't wait for The Tuesday Pre-Dinner Snack, it's going to be legen...... wait for it........dairy, it's going to be legendary!
|49.||P'ing the B's|
P'ing the B's aka powdering the balls. One should always use baby powder when p'ing the b's. P'ing the B's is the greatest way to relieve sweaty ballsack syndrome which can cause itchiness or potential ball stickage to legs, and keeps your ballsack smelling fresh all day.
There are two exact methods behind P'ing the B's. Once the powder is acquired, one must make sure that one's balls are completely dry. The first method, the shake and pour, is performed by simply pouring desired amount of powder into the groin area and shaking in order to remove excess. The shake and pour method does not require wash after use, but is mostly for amateurs. The more advanced method is called the Arnold PALM-er, or the palm method for short. In order to perform the palm method, one must pour desired amount of powder into palm of hand and pat the powder directly on the ballsack. The palm method is only for avid P'ing the B's users as it eliminates excess powder fallout but does require post P'ing the B's handwash.
P'ing the B's should be a part of any guy's daily routine. The most prime times to P the B's are after a shower, before going out, before bed, and always. Avoid sweaty balls and P the B's daily my friends.
Tyler: Yo dudes have you guys seen my Johnson & Johnson, its hot as hell out and my balls have been stuck to my leg all day.
Colin: Yeah sorry dude it's in my room. It was Luke's first time and I was instructing him on how to properly P the B's using the Arnold PALM-er method.
Luke: I owe you my life for introducing me to P'ing the B's, my balls feel great.