Incredible baseball star, Ryan Howard plays First Base for the Philadelphia Phillies. Won the ROY award and only played half the season, and if he gets more hits, he is a potential Triple Crown winner. He leads the league in home runs and RBIs (as of the 2006 season). Ryan Howard is arguably the future of the Phillies, and the Phillies should do whatever they can to keep him.
Ryan Howard smacks 450 foot home runs with a flick of his bat.
by Fetus Bomber September 22, 2006
Won the 2006 National League Most Valuable Player Award, becoming the second player ever to win the rookie of the year and MVP award in back-to-back seasons (Cal Ripken, Jr. 1982-83). Hit .313 with 58 home runs, 149 RBI and 104 runs scored in his first full season at the Major League level. He also won the Hank Aaron Award.
Ryan Howard, the big, insanely powerful behemoth, just homered again to keep the shitty Phillies in the race.
by Jay Ridnour November 23, 2006
When an athlete has fallen out of his prime 5 years ago but is paid more than most superstars, and is stuck with an unlucky team like a curse.
Ryan Howard hasn't been a legitimate player since Osama bin Laden was still alive.
by Deez Nuts 2016 October 18, 2015
King Kong with a bigger nose and who plays first base for the Philadelphia Pussies. He hits a ton of home runs but strikes out a lot because a gorilla don't know how to play ball. He is married to Jimmy Rollins and his mistress is Cole Hamels and his daddy is Jamie (transvestite) Moyer.
Newsflash... Philadelphia first baseman, Ryan Howard, is climbing up the Empire state building.
by Cole Hamels March 18, 2009