rused

to be the victim of a trivial humorous deception, to ride the ruse cruise
used by trolls mocking the internet culture of shitpiles like reddit to ascend to a way3meta5me level of troll

le 9gag user: do you like the narutos?
le reddit user: jajaja
le 9gag user: what is your favorite naruto?

le reddit user: anime is for jerks

le 9gag user: wtf????
le reddit user: wow I le epicly rused you XDXDXDXDdXDDXDDXxd
le 9gag user: omgf ive just been rused!! xfddd

rused by cantbreakthosecuffs May 19, 2014

rusted root 

1) a seldom-used cock

2) the name of an awesome Pittsburgh band known for their worldly rock

Damn, I ain't got none in so long, I got a rusted root.

Huh?

Yeah, my dick is about to fall off from lack of lubrication.

rusted root by pornhorn50 January 26, 2010

Rusted Cum-Bucket

A person, mainly females, who sucks a lot of dick and gets cumm all over their face. This happens happens to them them a lot making them "rusted", therefore bringing the name rusted cum-bucket.

David: "Damn I heard that girl over there has been jizzed on hella times."
Ludin: "I know shes a real rusted cum-bucket!"

Rusted Cum-Bucket by Ortizey June 3, 2009

rutledge 

The butt end of a carrot.

“Said Mrs. Carmichael to her 17-year-old daughter, ‘if you are going to pleasure yourself dear, be sure to use the edible end of the carrot, not the rutledge’”.

rutledge by Jackson Hammer January 20, 2020

Rutledged 

To pretend your absolutely wasted, more than any one else, and attract as much attention to yourself even if you have only had a couple of beers.

Ah man, last night he was rutledged.

Rutledged by Graham1993 November 18, 2009

rusted musket 

when you do a girl in the ass and you bring your dick out and it has a film of shit on it. your dick is the musket and the shit is considered the rust

I was just trying to put it in her ass, but i wound up with a rusted musket!

rusted musket by motown pussy bruiser July 24, 2009

rusted cougar 

A cougar that is visually and sexually repulsive. Rusted cougars are usually missing teeth or have bodies that have been worn down by age.

I can't believe Joe hooked up with that broad last night...she was definitely a rusted cougar.

rusted cougar by CaptinStabN April 19, 2008