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rusty trumpbone 

A rusty trumpbone is a maneuver in the field of government appointments, where a candidate with hopes of high office rabidly licks the arsehole of a person in power while simultaneously and publicly wanking him off, in the hope of being appointed to a lucrative position in the resulting swamp.
Steven Bannon and Rudy Giuliani both give an impressive rusty trumpbone.
rusty trumpbone by Zamzara November 29, 2016

Rusty Trombone 

when a living organism administers raging anal domination through the tongue, or the closest cousin to the tongue, while simultaniously and strategically administering a jerkdown on a penis of the anal domination recipient. side effects include clearing of the testicles, and a squeaky clean delicious ass.
That is a nice monkey you have there. I hear he plays a mean rusty trombone. how much?
Rusty Trombone by Hilznack October 4, 2005

rusty trombone 

Having your brown eye tongue punched while simultaniously reciving a hand job.
Want to play a tune on my rusty trombone?
rusty trombone by Ballicker October 18, 2008

Rusty Trombone 

To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.
Phoebe's rendition on my rusty trombone last night, was so moving, it bought a tear to my eye.
Rusty Trombone by Andy Rush January 20, 2003

Rusty Trombone 

Lickin' asshole and jackin' someone off from the back....
Why ya lips all shitty lookin' have you been givin' somebody the rusty trombone?? ?
Rusty Trombone by Me November 25, 2003

rusty trombone 

When a chick eats your ass out and gives you a stroke job at the same time
Dude, she was a freak she was into the rusty trombone!
rusty trombone by sr1024 January 25, 2005