the act of, while performing sexual intercourse on a beach, pulling out and inserting meatrod into the sand, then back into the female's apparatus. the resulting friction causes sounds to come out of her mouth resembling that of a rusty trumpet (in reality, it is merely the experience of intense, searing pain in her lower torso)
dude, you gave her a rusty trumpet?

yeah man.
by crash December 22, 2004
1:Involves a woman eating out a guy's ass while concurrently tugging him off.
2:A trumpet that has been exposed to too much salty water. Probably the salt included with semen.
"Dude, I like soo got the best rusty trumpet last night. Fuck sexual intercourse."

"My trumpet is getting rather rusty. Tug over this this 2 ohm resistor instead. "Oh! 2 ohms! FASTER! Ohhh..."
by Christostorous III October 09, 2006
when a girl gives you a reach around handjob while eating out your ass hole.
I had the freshman give me a "rusty trumpet" before taking her to the party.
by dvus August 08, 2003
When a chick eats a guys ass and jerks him off at the same time.
Aaron O gives rusty trumpets to all the guys.
by Alma Oscura September 27, 2003
A penis with many warts/scars on it.

A severely aged penis.
"Hey Sally, I unzipped my boyfriends pants the other day only to find out he had a rusty trumpet, so I dumped him on the spot."

"Old people don't have sex because old men get rusty trumpet."
by Ginger Loaf December 11, 2005
The placing of the lips to a mans rectum and blowing like you would into a trumpet while masturbating him.
Ronnie asked Jane if she would blow him a tune on the ole rusty trumpet as he dropped his britches with a grin.
by Warren3174 December 05, 2005

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