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cousin of rusty trombone. girl licks ass. girl squeezes on dick with fingers mimicking trumpet player. i gave her a rusty trumpet for her birthday.
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1. the female version of the rusty trombone
2. to eat the ass of a woman while reaching around and fiddling with her special place (especially with several fingers, simulating a trumpet) I gave your mother a rusty trumpet.
She loved it. |
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When a woman (or man) is giving a Man a blow job while humming (like a trumpet) and using three fingers to stimulate the balls. The goal of the rusty trumpet is not for the man to orgasm, but for the man to fart. Man: Hey baby, you want to give me a rusty trumpet?
Woman: What's that?!?! Man: Well, you slob on my knob like corn on the cob, then use tree fingers to massage my balls, the job aint done until I fart! Wocka Wocka! |
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Similar fo the Rusty Trombone just in reverse typical male and female fashion. The male rims out the women and commences diddling her piddle with multiple fingers in a trumpet like fashion. Dave: What did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: We started our own brass band! Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!? Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet! Dave: NICE!! Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli. |
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A rusty trumpet is a rusty trumpet lol A rusty trumpet is when one guy is bent over and another guys comes up behind him jacks him off and blows in his butt hole
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1:Involves a woman eating out a guy's ass while concurrently tugging him off.
2:A trumpet that has been exposed to too much salty water. Probably the salt included with semen. "Dude, I like soo got the best rusty trumpet last night. Fuck sexual intercourse."
"My trumpet is getting rather rusty. Tug over this this 2 ohm resistor instead. "Oh! 2 ohms! FASTER! Ohhh..." |
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the act of, while performing sexual intercourse on a beach, pulling out and inserting meatrod into the sand, then back into the female's apparatus. the resulting friction causes sounds to come out of her mouth resembling that of a rusty trumpet (in reality, it is merely the experience of intense, searing pain in her lower torso) dude, you gave her a rusty trumpet?
yeah man. |
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