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1. Orchestra
Three or more people involved in a “rusty trombone” circle. A group of people receiving and giving rim job while playing each others dongs.
: Where were you last night? I was worried.
: Oh, I was at a five piece orchestra.

I lost complete control of my bowels when Ness was rimming me.

Nothing is sweeter than an all male Orchestra.
2. Shitty Orchestra
When five or more males participate in a group circle jerk where they are in fact not jerking themselves off but that are however all getting rim jobs while getting their man tree stroked also know as a rusty trombone. while all of this is happening one person is in the middle throwing his arms up in random motions thus looking like a composer. all in all it resembles a nasty orgy orchestra.
yesterday me and my band friends fucked each other Shitty Orchestra
3. Rusty Trombone
Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job.
"The orchestra of fucking sounded much better with that Rusty Trombone."
by Ryan May 24, 2004 add a video
4. Meat Trumpet
When a man farts while getting oral sex.
Tom knew Cindy's love of music, so he finished with a Meat Trumpet in C Minor.

She demands that I signal with a Meat Trumpet before I cum.

5. Inpinetration
The act of inserting the metal stand, or in-pin, at the bottom of a cello or bass into any of the orifices of a partner, usually the vagina or anus.
The students knew their orchestra teacher was guilty of inpinetration when they walked into the bass room and smelled the rusty in-pins.
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