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rusted root 

1) a seldom-used cock

2) the name of an awesome Pittsburgh band known for their worldly rock
Damn, I ain't got none in so long, I got a rusted root.

Huh?

Yeah, my dick is about to fall off from lack of lubrication.
rusted root by pornhorn50 January 26, 2010

Rusted Cum-Bucket

A person, mainly females, who sucks a lot of dick and gets cumm all over their face. This happens happens to them them a lot making them "rusted", therefore bringing the name rusted cum-bucket.
David: "Damn I heard that girl over there has been jizzed on hella times."
Ludin: "I know shes a real rusted cum-bucket!"
Rusted Cum-Bucket by Ortizey June 3, 2009

rusterucci 

The coolest name out there. An Italian name not a Mexican name. People with this name hate it when people call them Mexican.
Rusterucci is a better name than Mexicans last names.
rusterucci by Wafflehouse77 April 17, 2017

rusted musket 

when you do a girl in the ass and you bring your dick out and it has a film of shit on it. your dick is the musket and the shit is considered the rust
I was just trying to put it in her ass, but i wound up with a rusted musket!

rusted cougar 

A cougar that is visually and sexually repulsive. Rusted cougars are usually missing teeth or have bodies that have been worn down by age.
I can't believe Joe hooked up with that broad last night...she was definitely a rusted cougar.
rusted cougar by CaptinStabN April 19, 2008

The Rusted Trombone 

The Rusted Trombone: When a man receives a rim job and a reach around (aka a handjob where the recipient, is in the front) at the same time and then proceeds to rip ass while getting the rimmy reach around combo.
Rusted Trombone Player, "There are 3 reasons why I like to play rusted trombones, the feel, the taste, and the smell."

Shane loved to have Carissa play his rusty trombone.