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13.
If in the USA, an immigrant who drinks lots of vodka, wears flashy jewelery, fake leather jackets, curses at you in Russian during arguments, and (if male) generally has a crewcut. Typically spends 4 days a week drinking and 3 days a week hungover.

If male: Has a weird name, such as "Ivan" or "Arkady". Works in construction. Plays good chess.

If female: Has HUGE tits, yet still wears a push-up bra, which almost makes up for her attitude problem. Almost.
-"That Russian chick is stacked to high heaven!"
-"No doubt, my friend. Gimme a glass o' her fresh squeezed breast milk."
by corcan June 11, 2006
 
1.
A fascinating language spoken by nearly 300 million people worldwide. It is somewhat difficult to pick up because of its six noun cases, but it is the vehicle of one of the world's richest and most beautiful literatures. Much harder than Spanish but more interesting.
Whoa, this Russian grammar book sure is hard!
by shroomcracker December 18, 2004
 
2.
sex in which a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and jerks himself off with them
"I did a Russian on that girl over there with the huge boobs."
by yermomma138 January 17, 2005
 
3.
An accent you can do to prevent yourself from getting mugged in a dark alley.
Muggers say "Do you know what neighborhood you're in buddy?!?"

Russian guy says with heavy accent "You tink dis bad neighburhood?"

*muggers back away*
by AlligatorIsHungry >".=.> July 27, 2010
 
4.
a person whos origin is northeastern europe, and most likely has a name like:
Olga
Dimitri
Sergei
Natasha
Sasha (Alex)
etc etc.....
usually yells to others very loud in russian, and many of them smoke, drink, and smoke up
i was just kidding...i gots lotsa russian friends!!!
by lalalalalaaa December 02, 2003
 
5.
a person who is born anywere in the world, but has Russian blood. usually blue eyes, light brown hair...very strong, and very strong drinkers. good, loyal friends--but run fast if you piss them off. great scientists, chess players, and hockey players. Men are real fighters and will not give up at anything. Russian girls seem to be very desirable, check out Mel Gibson's new wife.
i'm russian and proud to be one!
by ru!!!!! February 12, 2010
 
6.
"Russians don't get drunk. They get tough." ~ Learned Person
My Russian friend was kidding himself. He was very much drunk. And not very tough at all.
by JStot June 13, 2007
 
7.
1.Me
2.Treat Vodka like water
3.One of the world most reknown mafias
4.Sport is hockey
by THC July 11, 2003