If male: Has a weird name, such as "Ivan" or "Arkady". Works in construction. Plays good chess.
If female: Has HUGE tits, yet still wears a push-up bra, which almost makes up for her attitude problem. Almost.
-"No doubt, my friend. Gimme a glass o' her fresh squeezed breast milk."
usually yells to others very loud in russian, and many of them smoke, drink, and smoke up