Russian Breakfast

A cup of black coffee with a shot of vodka served with a cigarette as a side dish

On some days I just need a Russian breakfast

by Urgot March 25, 2020

Russian Breakfast

a.k.a. A "Serj" Breakfast

Where, after a long night of heavy drinking, one decides to take a shot, pint, chug etc ... of Vodka.

- Not to be confused with the sex act.
- Not a good cure for a hangover.
- Will not make the damage to your house the night before go away.

Hangover Patient 1 -
"Wow, I dont remember last night .. OH GOD, MY HEAD!!!"

Hangover Patient 2 -
"Dude, he is downing Vodka first thing in the morning??!"

Hangover Patient 1 -

"... Russian Breakfast ... Brave"

by RyRy28 May 9, 2010

Russian breakfast

drinking vodka with your cereal of choice

"dude i got hammered of my Russian breakfast, I had fruit-loops."

by loco30k February 10, 2015

russian breakfast

the act of cracking an egg onto a vagina, and optionally some crumbled bacon, and licking it off

Mrs. Obama and i had a nice russian breakfast

by Tim Fucksalot March 31, 2010