1. A sex goddess brought down to earth for the good of men.
2. Sometimes referred to as a succubus by thwarted lovers in Greek literature.
3. A vicious cruel evil vile woman who tries to rule mens' lives.
4. The Best Way To Learn Languages
5. Female elf
6. Klutziest female ever.
"I learned Russian from Wispra."
"Wispra: She falls down in an empty room."
Noun. An ictus or other seizure brought on by the consumption of too many cheese blintzes, sour-cream-laden piroshki, or other high-cholesterol Russian dishes.
"Dude, you'd better hope this place has a full-time cardiologist on duty. If you eat that whole plate of pirogi in chicken fat, you're gonna keel over with a perestroka for sure."
A cocktail similar to a "White Russian" using breast milk instead of cream.
Mother Russia is a cocktail consisting of
* 1 oz. Vodka
* 0.5 oz. Coffee Liqueur
* 2 oz. Breast Milk
* 1 sprinkle(s) nutmeg
|25.||Russian Ice Pack|
The act of ejaculating on your partner is sub-zero temperatures and letting it freeze.
It was 5 below and I gave the BIGGEST Russian Ice Pack.
The "bug" caught by fans of Russian singer Vitas that makes them sit for hours and hours entranced by his songs and videos. It is an incurable disease that affects the lives of the sufferers. Fortunately, once the disease is contracted, the affected person does not want be cured. So they must live thier lives on daily medication - his voice.
Symptoms of Vitas Virus:
You can't go to bed without hearing his voice.
You say "One more Youtube Vitas video and I will go to sleep".....2 hours later..."just one more....maybe two more. "
You constantly mumble such things as: "OMG, I love him!" "How can he be so sexy?"
You find a new Vitas picture and are still staring at it 5 minutes later....maybe 5 hours later.
Lots of Sighing
You listen to almost no other music
You think, speak and dream VITAS.
Items needed: frying pan, stove, thick comforter/blanket, hot pad, vodka.
1) Light the stove and put the empty frying pan on it to heat it up.
2) While the pan is heating up, have the person who wants to take the breezy russian (the victim) get on their hands and knees with the blanket draped over their back.
3) Once the frying pan is hot (you can drop a few drops of water on to it and see if they boil/evaporate) place the hot pad then the frying pan on the floor in front of the victim.
4) They should then take the blanket and bring it over their head and around the frying pan (don't touch the pan!) so that their entire body is under the blanket with the frying pan. (There should be no openings from under the blanket other than a little slack at the front that someone can reach their arm under)
5) Then someone else needs to reach under the blanket and pour 1-2 shots of vodka into the frying pan.
6) The hot frying pan will cause the vodka to start evaporating but the blanket will keep the vapors trapped so the victim needs to inhale them.
7) Once all of the vapors are gone there will still be a little bit of liquid left in the pan, this should then be poured into a shot and drank by the victim.
I recommend only doing this with straight non-flavored vodka. The sugars in the flavored vodka cause a sticky film to stick to your face.
Man I want to get fucked up fast! Let's go do some breezy russians!
While your doing a girl from behind you pull out quickly and have a friend come and take over duties without her knowing. While he is doing her you go outside and wave to her through the window.
Livi Crocicchia was suprised when she look up and saw Matt waving at her through the window and noticed Tanner Marvel was doing her from behind.
and Livi said "I thought the dick felt smaller"
As he laughed and told his friends of how he Russian Windowed his ex-girlfriend Livi Crocicchia
Livi is now single and Matt is still banging like a champ.