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A cold shit hole on a fucking ice cap that people actually call a country. Most Russians are drunk,violent,stupid,rude and needs to stop dreaming of the past and sucking on Lenin's dick.
If you are a Russian that still supports the (DEAD)USSR and its beliefs, then you are a SOVIET PIG!
Russia is a country starting in the east of europe and covering almost half of the asian continent. In its history it has fought many wars, and for those who say its peaceful now, and that it is "thebestomfg", go read some fucking recent news! their recent invasion and take - over of a neighboring country shows the true face of the Syberian Tiger.
vodka (what?! its good, w/e you say, you cant deny that)
Nico Bellic :P
First to be in space both women and men
largest stock of Weapons of Mass Destruction
Invasion of Georgia, recently
Communism in the past
Killing the economics of many countries in the past, and recently too
hate (other side doesnt like them too though....) for the west - not all of russians, but the propaganda in the news...
strictly controlled by government
main history events:
defeat of Nazis
Stopped by the Poles, while advancing against the west in 1920
consumed many countries, such as poland, ukraine, lithuania etc. in their communist past
Afghanistan invasion - big mistake
cold war against the west
Wages war on terror, more succesfully than the U.S
gigantic economics trouble in the past, now a strong economy
conquered by the Mongols, defeated them after a couple of centuries
Mafia hits no.1 businessman in Russia, shock (1930's) in the press

by Mort eind the medic! October 23, 2008
a country that wishes they were america
russia is gay
by qwertyasdfghzxcvbnytrewq November 28, 2011
Russia is the world's largest nation with a fascinating history and culture. It has achieved much eg. defeating Nazi Germany, sending the first satelite and man into space, and inventing the Kalashnikov rifle and Tetris. Russia is one of the only major powers that has the balls to say America is destabilising the world.
Slava Rossiyi! Slava Rodinu!

Glory to Russia! Glory to the Motherland!
by TheRussianBlade March 08, 2007
The most ruthless country on earth. All they want is to invade other countries only to be kicked out pitifully. Russia is responsible for millions of deaths torture, imprisonments and crime against humanity. It is a country which pretends to be democratic but obviously they never understand what democracy is. But it is not their fault they were all born under communism. They know nothing more than killing and destroying. Now a days all the Russians have to do is to suck America's cock to ignore their crimes in Chechnya.
1- Three lions were relaxing and talking to each other:
1st lion : Last month I happened to eat a French tourist and every time I take a shit there comes a nice perfume fragrance out!
2nd lion : I ate a Japanese two months ago and still every time I take a shit there come camera films out!
3rd lion frustrated: six months ago I ate a Russian general and every time I take a shit there are still medals that come out!!!
2- In Russia they wear big hats over their hollow heads.
by lotr June 28, 2005
Synonomus with Communism.
Josef: Man I hate Russia

Stalin: Yeah dude I hella don't wan't Russia for our government.
by Perco April 13, 2007
The one country in the world where we can conspire against the USA in freedom!!

Progress of Communism!!
Russia is cold...
by nz555 December 08, 2010