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29. Tsarist Russia
a totally lame topic to do an oral presentation on....
Kristina decided it would be cool to do an oral presentation on Tsarist Russia

Kane realized she was wrong
very wrong
30. Russia
Historicaly, russia has actually been a very strong country. The person who posted above forgot to list the people who the Russians pwned, aka the Teutonic Knights, the Mongols (eventually, after being beaten by the Mongols for a couple of centuries), King Charles of Sweden, the Prussians, Napoleon, and the Nazis.

Even with all that, Russia, is growing weaker nowadays, mainly because of all the restrictions that other countries put on it.
But I have a hunch that Putin will become the next Tsar of all the Russias.
31. russian reversal
when a sentence is reversed by swapping the noun and the "you", then adding an "in soviet russia" at the start...
russian reversal:

"in soviet russia food cooks YOU"

"in soviet russia car drives YOU"

"roses are red,
violets are blue,
in soviet russia,
poem writes YOU"
32. Putin
The President of Russia who often blamed for things he never did or was ever going to do.
Putin: The constitution of Russia allows only two consecutive presidential terms.

Western Media: Putin wants to change constitution to run for the third term.
33. Russia
A country whose slavonic people wold still live in cave in Ural if it wasn't for almighty Bulgarian Empire to send them Cyrilic alphabet and scholars to teach them to read and write.
Person 1:Who gave Russia the alphabet it uses today?

Person 2:The bulgarians
34. Russia
russia's one of the coolest countries EVER! and i am NOT russian, but i still love it! moscow has the hottest boutiques and most beautiful streets. it is BETTER than Ny. and believe me, i've been to both places. :)) SOVIET UNION ROCKS!! AHHH!!! :)) lmao.
"kommunizm v nashey strane eshe ne nastupil, no printcip uzhe deystvuet. ot kazhdego po potrebnostyam, po sposobnostyam, ego transportnogo sredstva!" ))))) russia's cooool<3
35. Soviet Russia
A place. It used to be commie.
In Soviet Russia, Kenny kills you!
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