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tryin' to get run over 

This is what desperate darkies like to do in dark neighborhoods at night. They will lurk in the darkness and jump out in front of Audi's, BMW's, Mercedes, or anything that looks expensive that a white person may own. They can then sue the white man and continue not to work.
"I saw you last night Dontaro, tryin' to get run over when you were supposed to be working your new job at White Castle."

Clitoral rubover 

Describes the unpleasant physiological effects following long, heavy, often clothed, make-out sessions. The most commonly reported characteristics of a rubover include over-sensitive areas of the genitals due to constant rubbing of these areas the previous night. The areas often feel somewhat raw and are far more sensitive than usual. Many have difficulty walking due to the rubbing of clothing and therefore exhibit relatively silly walking styles in order to avoid said rubbing. In addition to the physical symptoms, a rubover may also induce symptoms including heightened feelings of depression and anxiety.

Also see rubover
Andy: Rachel, why are you walking like that?
Rachel: I hooked up with this boy last night and he played my clit like a turntable.

Nick: Suz, why do you have an ice pack on your crotch?
Suz: I had a little me time last night and gave myself the worst clitoral rubover ever.
Clitoral rubover by Ms. Base October 4, 2010
Describes the unpleasant physiological effects following long, heavy, often clothed, make-out sessions. The most commonly reported characteristics of a rubover include over-sensitive areas of the genitals due to constant rubbing of these areas the previous night. The areas often feel somewhat raw and are far more sensitive than usual. Many have difficulty walking due to the rubbing of clothing and therefore exhibit relatively silly walking styles in order to avoid said rubbing. In addition to the physical symptoms, a rubover may also induce symptoms including heightened feelings of depression and anxiety.

Also see rubover (clitoral)
Rachel: Hey Andy, how come you're walking so funny?
Andy: I was making out with this girl last night for like four hours and she gave me a massive rubover dude.

Nick: Zack, why are you wearing gym shorts to work this morning?
Zack: I have a pretty severe rubover and can't have my jeans scraping on it all day.
Rubover by Mr. Base October 4, 2010

run over shoes 

Warn shoes with scuff marks
He was dressed in ripped jeans and run over shoes
run over shoes by Robin F May 17, 2006

Run Over Rubber Dog Shit 

Its how you describe to someone that you are absolutely flat on your back from influenza or a cold and unable to even stand up to do the most menial tasks in life like going to the bathroom or eating
Bill: I heard that you have the flu, how are you feeling?

Tom: Well Bill , I happen to feel like Run Over Rubber Dog Shit, its absolutely terrible

runoverable

Something (for example a pet) is so ugly that you can (and should) legally run over it to put it out of its misery.
Friend1: "Have you seen Kate's new cat?"
Friend2: "Oh yeah, where did she get that thing? It's so ugly it's runoverable!"
runoverable by ceek3 July 26, 2010