one bad ass mother fucker (BAMF) who loves the jimmy jam, shennanigans, and making love to Mike. she also likes to take: long walks on the beach, big lines of coke,and her italian trainer in the back of his jeep.
Warning: continuos nudity will be seen - have spare trash bags on hand to substitute for the missing clothing articles
Margarite: AHHHHHHH! running through a room on first day of school with nothing on
Girl: That must be Margarite....playing the naked game.
A hero from an age old tale. She is one who procrastinates profusely, and ultimately happens upon her own downfall because of it. Created by infamous muses Benjaminciano and Bethaniciana.
This epic, as epic as it may be, has never been introduced to any publisher's eyes, it will someday be a best seller, and Oscar winning movie
The Adventures of Tiffaniciana: A Purely Fictional Epic…(epic being a very loose term)more...
Chapter One: Once Upon A Time….
Once upon a time, there was a girl...named Tiffaniciana. Tiffaniciana had procrastinated a lot on her English essay that was due ON MONDAY. And THEN Tiffaniciana realized it was 6pm on SUNDAY! And she hadn’t started!! Tiffaniciana had to stay up until 3am working on her essay but she fell asleep… and got an F!!!!
MORAL OF THE STORY: START ON YOUR ESSAY NOW OR YOU WILL END UP LIKE TIFFANICIANA!
Chapter Two: Tiffaniciana Gets Discouraged
No, waitwaitwait, that’s not what happened. Lemmee try again. *Ahem, Even though Tiffaniciana was working very hard to get her essay done, nothing came to mind as to what she oughtta write about. So, Tiffaniciana was very depressed and sad. She was worried that she would flunk out of English and her parents would kick her out of the house. Tiffaniciana suddenly realized that staring at the computer was not going to get her anywhere. So, she got up and ran around the block a couple times (but not in flip flops and not in the dark and she DID NOT fall and kill her knee). Aaaanyway, when Tiffaniciana came back from her little run, she had an epiphany and realized what she wanted to write about. This epiphany changed Tiffaniciana’s outlook on English class and she sat down and wrote her entire essay in an hour. She went to school after having a GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP (ahem…AHEM), and turned in her ...
|3.||Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas|
This massive game spans the entire state of San Andreas, with visits to three major cities patterned on real-life counterparts. There's Los Santos (based on Los Angeles), a gritty blur of smog and violence; San Fierro (based on San Francisco), and Las Venturas (based on Las Vegas), a midnight wonderland crawling with money, sex and corruption.more...
There are dozens of missions, hundreds of secrets, tons of vehicles and weapons, and all kinds of stuff to do.
Stuff like recruiting gang members, swimming, building property, riding bikes, eating, working out, getting a haircut, attracting the ladies and much, much more.
-Welcome to San Andreas
Welcome to San Andreas, possibly the largest console game ever made. Veterans of the series will marvel at the fact that SA feels about five times larger than Vice City, with enough core missons to keep you busy for dozens of hours.
-What's to Do?
As always, there are a series of missions dedicated to forwarding the expanisve story of San Andreas--the story of you, Carl Johnson. After being away from the hood for five years after the death of your family members, you've returned. The problems that plagued you are still there... and have gotten worse. It's up to you to set things right, gain respect, and deliver the hood from evil. As you progress through the game, you'll drive and steal countless numbers of vehicles. You'll notice that when you get in certain vehicles, you will be able to push a button and trigger special missio...