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rectal rummager 

One who explores another person's anus, with fingers, penis, or other instrument with such enthusiasm as if they were rummaging around for something in there. Also used as a playful insult of a friend, like calling them a penile perpetrator, fgt, or scrotum soldier.
"STFU you rectal rummager! I heard bout what you did to that other guy when you were drunk at the party, you fgt!"
rectal rummager by bigjimdx June 1, 2005
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(Informal). Of a female to have a go at herself in public or private. to flick ones bean, as to speak.
That girl on the cover of Vertigo of bliss is having a rummage!
Rummage by V3gas4ce July 16, 2019
once a person indulges in enough rum they tend to go into an uncontrolled blind rage resulting in catastrophic consequences ie kicked out of royal oak double bay
oi nah darrel's not one of those soft rum drinkers he is a fucking rum rage

butt rummage 

Where your ass and the surrounding skin is stained brown.

pant-rummage

A synonym for self-gratification. Full credit goes to Jon Wurster (the drummer) for this word/phrase.
The teenager, left home alone, felt the uncontrollable urge to have a pant-rummage.
pant-rummage by Dan U. Butt April 23, 2020
when people of age have a gathering with rum hence the name rummage. Usually in old time English. Also known as a party.
Why ye cometh to ye rummage?
rummage by Lorrr. May 13, 2008

double rummage 

When you're so obese that you have to rummage for a rummage.
Rosanne's night was only complete when Dan disappeared for Friday Night Football and she mustered the strength for a double rummage.
double rummage by Nathaliege June 10, 2020