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(a) Large and rotund body shape.
The man filling up his car at the petrol station was very rumpty.

The cartoon bear mascot was rumpty.
by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Old, ramshackle, badly built and a bit rustic.
The fence was so rumpty it fell down when she shut the gate.
by Lizly October 21, 2013
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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