trumplestiltskin 

Pretty much the opposite of Rumplestiltskin, he wants EVERYBODY to know his name. He has a daughter that can spin bricks into walls. The only thing he has in common with Rumplestiltskin is that he is greedy.

Chirag: I am going to write a blog about a man named Trumplestiltskin and his daughter!

trumplestiltskin by Nunna YourBiz December 6, 2016

Rumplestilts Simpson 

A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.

One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.

This will result in an unpleaseant time.

My girlfriend pulled a Rumplestilts Simpson on me last night. I had to go to the ER!

Rumplestilts Simpson by Foreskin Master July 25, 2022

dumplestiltzkin 

The act of removing ones bowels.

"That was a crazy buffet bro but I'll be back, I need to take a dumplestiltzkin."

dumplestiltzkin by MR OIZO January 5, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train 

1. A gang term for a fast moving Hyundai with alot of motai in it which is being ravish by bullets as it screams and screeches through the south L.A streets,

2. A sexual term used by young Gaudalupes...which entails many horny mexicans and a Lupe Fiasco Poster and hot melted candal wax

1. I was in Compton yesterday and I almost got hit by a stray bullet coming off of a Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train.

2. "Yo you know Ricardo? well I lent him my Lupe Fiasco Poster and he gave it back with alot of melted wax on it...they mustve had a Rumplestiltskin Beef Train all over that thing...Yea those crazy beaners"

Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train by Lars Umayat April 19, 2009

crumplestiltskin 

Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.

Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.

crumplestiltskin by ptoohey October 6, 2006

grumplestiltskin 

a person that is in a bad mood or "grumpy"

He is a grumplestiltskin becaue he woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

grumplestiltskin by Dizzy E January 6, 2008

rumplesplitskin

When a man's erection is so huge, that the foreskin on his penis starts to rip.

Damn that chick is so hot, i think i got a rumplesplitskin.

rumplesplitskin by whyte tyga February 19, 2011