Top Definition
A term for masturbation. A reference to the Californication character, Charlie Rumkle, who was terminated from his place of employment for masturbating at his desk. A lot.

Verb: the act of masturbating to Internet porn at one's desk in the workplace.

Noun: The term used to describe masturbating to Internet porn at one's desk in the workplace.

Verb Use: "Go ahead, I'll join you after I knock off a quick rumkle."

Noun Use: "Werner will join us in a few minutes. He's squeezing in a quick rumkle back at the office first."
by donnyblue April 13, 2009

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