| 85. | judge rules | ||
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when you want someone to do something.
person 1. Down that beer
person2. Naaa aint happening person 1. Judge rules!! then anyone apart from the person who said JUDGE RULES can say JUDGE RULES YES or JUDGE RULES NO. saying JUDGE RULES YES before anyone says JUDGES RULES NO means they HAVE to do it. Reverse if JUDGE RULES NO is said before JUDGE RULES YES. Judge rules cant be undone either! |
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| 86. | cocktail | ||
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n. 1. A couple in which the male (usually a douchebag) uses the female, who is typically a piece of ass, to show off. This sort of couple is usually seen at parties or large events involving "big shots" and the media
n. 2. a delicious alcoholic beverage Look at that cocktail over there. That guy's a douche... though is girlfriend is fine as hell.
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| 87. | loitering check | ||
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A dice roll in a Dungeons and Dragons game percipitated by the lack of any sort of productive action (generally during a non-combat roll playing scene)in which a D-20 is rolled and the score added to the charachters charisma modifier. The resulting score determines the nature of a seemingly random event to be experienced by the character. The exact nature of the event, and the range of the scores corilation to its outcome is generally at the discretion of the DM (Dungeon Master). Generally the following guideline is used.
1 Something very very bad happens. 2-7 Something bad happens. 8-15 Nothing happens. 16-19 Something good happens. 20 Something very good happens. 21+ Something insanely good happens. Example 1.
DM: You make it to a town, what do you do? Player: I go to the local tavern and get drunk. DM: Roll me a loitering check. Player: 1 DM: A great wyrm red dragon rips the roof off of the tavern that your sitting in, reaches down, picks you up, looks at you for a second, and then decides that you are the perfect snack, tosses you up in the air, catches you in her mouth, and swallows you whole. You suddenly find yourself standing on the banks of the river stycks faced by the god of the underworld... and he doesn't look happy. Example 2 DM: You make it to a town, what do you do? Player: I find the local tavern and go get drunk. DM: Roll me a loitering check Player: 23 DM: A man walks up to you and hands you a sword, says nothing, and then turns and walks away suddenly vanishing in a brilliant flash of light. When you look at the sword, you instanly recognize it as the fabled sword of destiny, which as legend has it, is capable of changing the very course of destiny itself. |
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| 88. | Horatio Caine | ||
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Simply the coolest investigator in Miami, Horatio Caine is more than a man, he is a way of life with five basic rules:
1. Stand with Hands on hips 2. Place sunglasses on for dramatic effect, then remove them, and repeat (applicable inside as well as out) 3. Never fully address people by looking them in the eye, you're too cool for that. 4. Have a dramatic pause in your speech. 5. Shoot first/45 Degree turn/walk out of camera frame. This is taken from the fact that in every episode of CSI MIAMI, Horatio will do most of these things, and is a badass at being cool. It all works by combining the first four in the first few minutes of CSI MIAMI, in which Horatio will give a witty one-liner about a dead body. Afterwhich abruptly comes in the WHO "We don't get fooled again"'s scream of YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HORATIO CAINE: "You don't spend a thousand dollars on clothes... that you're never gonna wear..."
more...
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH FRANK: "What are you going to do?" HORATIO "I... am going to get to the truth." YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH YELINA: "this time it was in a public place." HORATIO: "So they brought the war to us and we..." Horatio turns 45 degrees. HORATIO: "Are gonna take it to them." YEEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FRANK: "It means we got a drive by." Horatio puts sunglasses on HORATIO: "Drive by... Miami Style." YEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH FRANK: "The Jury only had one week before deliberations" HORATIO: "No need now... the verdict is in." YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FRANK: "They call it speed dating. Only cause our victim had 15 dates." HORATIO: "You know what they say Frank... Speed kills." YEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALEX: "You don't fall three storeys get up and run away." Horatio puts sunglasses on. HORATIO: "You do... (looks up) If you've got something to hide." YEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH COLEMAN: "I don't remember anything." HORATIO: "Okay, listen um... I don't want you to worry about it Mr. Coleman... because I..." Horatio puts sunglasses on. HORATIO: "I'll be you're memory." YEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FRANK: "Friends say she came to drink mojitas and catch some sun." HORATIO: "Well it looks like..." Horatio puts sunglasses on. HORATIO: "something... caught her." YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HORATIO: "So we had a... |
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| 89. | hog chinese | ||
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n. A "made up" language, like pig-latin, formulated by adding suffixes to letters while spelling out words, thereby obscuring the meaning of the speaker and causing them to "sound chinese." The effect can be intensified if the speaker uses a slightly sing-song inflection while speaking.
Rules: 1. All words are spelled out in full 2. The long forms of all of the vowels are pronounced (i.e. ay, ee, eye, owe, yu) 3. All consonants are suffixed with "ong." The only exceptions are "c" and "q," which are pronounced "chong" and "quong," so as not to be confused with "kong." Hog Chinese Usage Examples:
1. Profesora Gilmore is such a Bong-I-Tong-Chong-Hong (b****). 2. Hong-E-Long-Long-O, Mong-Yong Nong-A-Mong-E I-Song Jong-O-Hong-Dong (Hello, my name is John.) 3. U-Rong-Bong-A-Nong Dong-I-Chong-Tong-I-O-Nong-A-Rong-Yong I-Song Gong-Rong-E-A-Tong (Urban Dictionary is great). |
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| 90. | air guitar rules | ||
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The rule used to play air guitar: also abreviated AGR
rule 1. No strings attached thats the only rule also used for when your single and are not wanting commitment bloke 1: i took a girl back to mine last night!
bloke 2: did you play it by air guitar rules? bloke 1: ofc mofo |
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| 91. | Hey Yall | ||
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1. A girl from the southern US. Usually of lower education. They range from hot to completely inbred. They all think they look better than they really are. (Usually attracted to Hey Man's)
2. A common greeting used by the south Georgia Hey Yall. 1. I'm tired of those Hey Ya'lls at Mellow Mushroom acting like cunts.
2. "Hey Yall" I'm gonna be a cock tease all night, get as many free drinks as i can, and not give it up. |
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