rule of three 

When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had MULTIPLY a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like the slut. When a man answers DIVIDE his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.

I knew Pete was really spanking the monkey at home when he said he'd been with 3 women.

rule of three by SexyDiva May 13, 2005

one five three rule 

Unspoken but widely understood rule regarding selecting a public urinal, specifically if there are five urinals to choose from. If all are unoccupied you choose the one on the far left (1). If this one is occupied you choose the far right one (5). If both are occupied you choose the center one (3). The object is to maximize the space between yourself and anybody else who currently has their shlong out.

urinator 1) "Hey buddy, one five three rule. Scoot over."

*scoots over*

urinator 2) "Sorry, wasn't thinking"

one five three rule by skid mark vz March 8, 2008

Rule of Three 

If a female hits a man 3 times the man is allowed to hit back.

"Bro why'd you hit her? You can't do that."

"Well I followed the Rule of Three."

Rule of Three by Doggobyte October 8, 2019

Rule of three call 

Calling a celebrity to die after two other stars have passed in order to take the curse off of yourself.

Tracy: Do you have any urge to investigate corruption in Russia?

Betty: Is this a rule of three call!?

Rule of three call by montypark October 30, 2009

Rule of Three 

When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had divide a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like a slut. When a man answers multiply his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.

With out applying the rule of Three, she was still a slut.

Rule of Three by ramo13 January 13, 2009

Rule of Three 

Bosses in Video Games that take 3 hits to beat

Bowser in most Mario games go off the Rule of Three so he's easy to beat

Rule of Three by Dudeontheinternet August 22, 2016

The Rule of Three 

1) The rule of three is the rule that controls how and when celebrities die. If one celebrity dies then two must follow or the universe will become unbalanced. This is why Betty White has not died.

2) The rule that things that are written in threes are generally more funny, more satisfying, and effective

Example 1

Dude 1: did you hear about that 911 dialing cat dying?

Dude 2: ya I did! I wonder what celebrities will be next! The Rule of Three always keeps me on my toes!

Dude 1: I hope its Tracy Morgan.

Dude 2: I can't help but feel that's racist...

Example 2

The three little pigs and goldilocks and the three bears are all examples of The Rule of Three in fairy tales

The Rule of Three by él_tejon October 9, 2013