A joke is at it's funniest after it's third use.
Similarly, a condom will last for up to three uses before it breaks (not a recommended form of birth control.)
Joke: "I know three French words: Bonjour, Merci, and surrender."

Condoms:
Beth: "You wanna go again?"
Alex: "I'm out of condoms."
Beth: "That's okay, The Rule of Three applies."
by Floundersflounderseverywhere June 14, 2010
When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had MULTIPLY a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like the slut. When a man answers DIVIDE his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.
I knew Pete was really spanking the monkey at home when he said he'd been with 3 women.
by SexyDiva March 15, 2005
When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had divide a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like a slut. When a man answers multiply his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.
With out applying the rule of Three, she was still a slut.
by ramo13 January 13, 2009
When a woman is asked how many sexual partners she's had, take her answer and divide by three.
Even without applying the rule of three, she had already slept with a staggering number of people.
by meep January 09, 2005

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