rule 256

Code comments are mostly evil.

#define TRUE FALSE

//Happy debugging suckers rule 256

rule 256 by Wolf-101 December 1, 2016

Rule 25 

Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.

Me:What a nice day.
Person 1:ya unusually great
Person 2:*makes a spelling mistake*
Others:Fail
Person 3:Have you finished tomorrows homework??
Me:Fcuk, We Have a homework, FML!!(Rule 25)

Rule 25 by Maklak December 4, 2011

Rule 25 

In the event of damage caused to smoking devices, especially glass, (Bongs, Pipes, Bubblers, Steamrollers, etc.), The damager must pay for a new smoking device, and the first weed put into that smoking device.
No exceptions. Rule 22.

Man 1: ASSHOLE! You knocked over my bong!

Man 2: Rule 25, shitlick.

Asshole: Fuck.

Rule 25 by Absnt_Mindd_Profsr February 5, 2010

rule 25 

rule 25 of youtube/internet is "if it exists, there is a trap remix of it"

video: potato knishes-trap remix
comment: rule 25

rule 25 by japizza March 7, 2019

Rule 253 

If you aren't listening to someone, then for every message, there must be an "mhm", "hm" or variation thereof.

Person 1: I just got an F on my test
Person 2: Mhm
Person 1: How about you?
Person 2: Mkay
Person 1: Did you just Rule 253 me?

Rule 253 by IsolatedWords January 14, 2021

[rule 25] 

whenever anyone fucks up or says anything stupid. all alcohol, weed, mushrooms, and pornography go to Jon.

victor: i think its time to go
brian: hit him
jon: *enforces rule 25*

[rule 25] by Jake Black Lucine January 12, 2009

Rule 257 

If a tweet exists, it'll be stolen by an onlyfans shill to promote their lousey onlyfans.

Jacob: Yo did you see the Retweet that The Horny Police on Twitter made?
John: No what did he Retweeted?
Jacob: He Retweeted again a girl, who stole a tweet from another person, just to promote her lousey onlyfans.
John:"sigh" So it was Rule 257, yet Again? We are living in trying times.

Rule 257 by Kok0ri October 1, 2021