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50. Monetocracy
1.) A form of government in which the political and sociological driving force is material wealth. It is easily characterized by the way with which monetary donations are able to lubricate political ascension. Prevalent during the lifetime of Martin Luther.
2.) An adjective describing an already established form of government.
3.) An absolutely fabricated term coming from the depraved mind of Professor John Ott.
1.)
Max--"The levels of simony that were prevalent during the reign of the 'Renaissance Popes’ is indicative of a highly intricate monetocracy which closely resembles that of Thailand in structure and form of rule!"
Craig--"You're a nerd..."

2.)
Max--"We really need to vote Nader in before we fully metamorphosize into a monetocratic republic!"
Craig--"We're not friends anymore."

3.)
Craig--"I'm pretty sure Ott just used his depraved mind to fabricate that word homey"
Max--"You're a douche..."
51. GameSpot Forums
A place where unsure nerds make relationships with each other and outcast new users to make them feel unwelcome.

Don't even get me started on the moderators, you can TELL... you can TELL.. YOU CAN TELL that they are proud of their job 24/7. They would rather stay in 1 day than go outside because they would feel powerless in the real world, they have to hold back on walking up to a random stranger and telling them all about how amazing they are at modding people and letting the power get a hold of them. Lets just hope they never become a cop because they are the ones who taze, shoot, and kill people for no reason, I rest my case....no wait... CASE CLOSED!
I've been modded for by passing the censor on the GameSpot Forums just for typing b****

ONCE YOU GET BANNED, YOU CANT COME BACK, OH MY GOD, how badly I want to knock the nerd that made that rule.
52. The Good Naybur Policy
1. Share anything you bagged within the last 72 hours
2. Share deh homeworkz
3. Share any and all baked goods
4. Punching is no good and offenders will be removed from the facility
5. Slapping each other like little bitches is fair game
Nerd #1: HAY NAYBUR. SHARE MEH SUMMA THAT SWEET ASS
Nerd #2: ROFFLEWAFFLE, NOWAI MEIN!
Nerd #1: Nuh Uh. According to rule number 1 of The Good Naybur Policy, you gotz to hand over deh goodz.

Nerd #2: d'awww ok. I'mma go jack off to hamstuh porn nao.
53. Geek
1) we can usually pick out the ones who we can count on as freinds.

2 WE Hate preps and vice versa

3) we usually get allong with punks, goths, dorks, and nerds... lets just say people who don't act like:

Amanda: " OMG! Riley i just got these cute new shoes!"

Katie: "OMG! want to buy some more?"

Jenna: Imitates "OMG! Will you Shut the hell up?" and goes back to Drawing in her notebook

Amanda & Katie: look at The Geeky girl "what ever"

Amanda: "OMG! I would Love to buy some new Shoes"

4) Male geeks usually end up with a geeky girl who loves him and Vice Versa

5) most prepy girls get jealous of The geeky girls because the geeky girls are usually very pretty and don't were makeup and they can take care of themselves and can stick up for themselves but usually have friends to do it for them.

6)geeky guys commonly get mistaken for dorks, Most geeky guys love to do something extremley dangerous or stupid. or play agame that involes ending up getting hit in the manhood. While dorks just do that kind of thing to try to get in to a group of geeks or "penetrate the geekness" but we can tell who the geeks are and who are the dorks. although we do have the ocational dorky friend.

7) GEEKS ARE NOT NERDS! nerds are very socially ackward and don't like attention. most of the time they are fighting for that one a+ they don't have. while Geeks talk to there friends and don't get caught passing notes in class. Although nerds can have friends.
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54. LAN
1) Local Area Network - An infrastructure of computers that share the same Internet connection via the host computer or a wireless access point (WAP). 2) Lame Ass Nigga - An underminded person who takes the role of a gangster (and lies often) in an attempt to become known by doing whatever he feels needed to be done to gain popularity but he isn't really doing anything to build his reputation.
Nigga: "Look at all dem LANs connecting on facebook every day... All they good for is networking, it's a shame they don't know how to get into a female or anything else like that."
55. Talimancer
A Talimancer is a wild, rabid beast which is commonly encountered on the Bioware Social Network. They are unique animals since they are the result of an unfortunate occurence where a perfectly logical male gets infected by the Talimancus Romancus virus. This turns the human being to a drooling beast which crusades against everyone and everything who doesn't want to fuck Tali, or find out what her sweat smells like. Talimancers are pack animals who group together, and they prey on anyone who doesn't like Tali.

If you encounter one in the wilds, the best course of action is to ignore it. However, if it is aggressive and tries to come at you, play dead. If you fight back, the beast will call it's pack to help him, and then you are fucked.
It started off as an analysis of Tali's sweat, trying to figure out what it'd smell and taste like. I quickly realised that most scents originate from bacteria, which would be minimal to non-existant for quarians.
The next best thing, would be urea. Urea is essential for the metabolism of mammals, and also a bonding agent (For say, p-cresol and o-cresol, two odor chemicals found in sweat. Though these likely aren't available to quarians), and it, and residues of the amino acids and chemicals used in its production are excreted through many different ways. Urine, sweat, etc.

~ A post by a very creepy Talimancer
56. Typhoonwes
A guy who sounds like an awesome mob boss, but in all actuality is just someone obsessed with cotton candy and his bird.
I was talking to some awesome sounding guy last night, but he turned out just to be a typhoonwes.
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