| 1. | 2pac | ||
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I'm not saying the best ever as some people who only know a little about rap would say. But 2pac was an alltime great who was very influential and contributed a lot of hard work with strong emotion. Ever since the digital underground days his rhymes had a lot of character in them and he stood out more than shock g and money b. His rap style is very poetical and he covers a lot of emotions of a troubled lifestyle. I believe he was better at the time of 'me against the world', but was still ok on deathrow, some might not agree, but I feel deathrow fueled his style more into 'gangsta without a cause' than his political and real heartfelt style that was a better influence to our troubled societies we live in. And as a result, the 'thug life' image deathrow helped to escalate even further, was also his downfall. It was a sad day back in sept 96 when I heard he had passed away. I just thought, damn what a loss!. And sadly even pac knew his day was coming soon because of his life situation at the time. The good thing is, while he was in prison he got to write a lot of rhymes and also just before and after he was out he was known to just write lyrics in a short time not a lot of others could match. Theres a few 100 songs he still has and will be released in time. Lets just hope that whiteboy eminem doesn't try and produce anymore of them to appeal to the others(if you know what i mean!). 2pac was a role model for our struggling youth in the heart of the citys, and i don't mean the... more...
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| 2. | busted | ||
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1. caught red handed
2. being arrested (hehe gta games) 3.the most fuckfaced band in the history of fuckfacedness. see also mcfly son of dork ben: did u see that busted fan at download
bill: yer they got chucked in a moshpit for DevilDriver and came out missing a few teeth. |
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| 3. | Jin | ||
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A person who is from Korean descent. They have a small penis and are obsessed with cars. They have no taste in music and movies. Usually they resort to homosexuality. They resemble horses because of the big gap in their teeth. You might want to avoid these kinds of people because of their body odor, looks and just the embarrassment of being around them. "Damn that Jin guy ruins the purpose of life"
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| 4. | Shpizi | ||
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A German soda that is a mixture of Coca Cola and Fanta. I mix my own Shpizi, the store-bought one tastes too fanta-y to me.
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| 5. | Grillz | ||
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Putting gold caps on your teeth and begging to get your jaw broken by a crackhead. Make your teeth look nasty and a waste of money. Eating ruins them and can't look good on anybody. Unless you do something really creative with them, nobody wants to see. Go pay ur rent instead. Dumbass: Yaaawwww! Lookit mah grillz!!!
Crackhead: sdnvoieufnrlviaurehjgklrnbkhgz.kjgheil!! <Crackhead breaks guy's jaw and takes his grillz to buy crack and a cardboard box to sleep in> Dumbass (now without teeth): Mmmmffphfmmfmmmmffffff!! |
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| 6. | English Bulldog | ||
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"The Bulldog is a breed with characteristically wide shoulders and a matching head. There are generally thick folds of skin on a Bulldog's brow, followed by round, black, wide-set eyes, a short muzzle with characteristic folds called "rope" above the nose, with hanging skin under the neck, drooping lips, and pointed teeth. The coat is short, flat and sleek, with colors of red, fawn, white, brindle (mixed colors, often in waves or irregular stripes), and piebald. In the US, the size of a typical mature male is about 55-60 pounds and that for mature females is about 45 pounds for a Standard English Bulldog. In the United Kingdom, the breed standard is 55 pounds for a male and 50 pounds for a female. While some canine breeds have their tails cut or docked soon after birth, Bulldogs are one of very few breeds whose tail is naturally short and curled." About half the bulldogs you will meet will be fine, but the other half are true terrors and should be put out of their misery. Over-bred and over-priced, they'll hardly be able to breath, can hardly play, have sensitive stomachs and skin, deformed teeth, a weird curled in tail, and a horrible habit of rubbing their netherlands all over your wall... much like a bear scratches his back. Combine that with horrible gas, and you wonder why God continues to let these things exist. 1. The english bulldog is a great family dog for some.
2. A shit stained, breathing disabled monster whose overpriced food and expensive medical bills will soon put you in the poorhouse. Guy 1: "Hey you want to go to Joe's house tonight to watch the game?" Guy 2: "Hell no, his swamp creature ruins it for me." |
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| 7. | Shame Cum | ||
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When a woman lacks enthusiasm while giving a blow job, causing the man to stop the blow job, finish into his hand, and toss the cum into the woman's face in shame, yelling "SHAME CUM." This forever ruins the woman's reputation. Man: "At least try to get into it!"
Woman: sigh... Man: *removes penis from woman's mouth, jerks off into hand* Woman: "What are you doing?" Man: "SHAME CUM!" *tossing semen into woman's face* |
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