Acronym - Work Established Ruined Lay-In
Heading into work to find that it was actually worthless you turning up, through fault of your workplace, to the point that you could have easily stayed in bed.
This is usually instituted by managers who do not give a courtesy call to those members of staff who are affected by the situation leading to the individual not being needed at work. Or, by managers who insist on their staff being at work, even when no work can physically be done.
Sam: I went into work at 7am as normal, only to find that the office had burned down and nobody had told me.
Dave: That's a serious WERLI, dude.
Dave: I got WERLI'd today. I was twiddling my thumbs at work from 8am until 1pm today; none of the computers were working; the phones were down and the company refused to send anyone home.
To masturbate immediately before falling asleep; to masturbate in order to fall asleep.
I have ruined my sheets many times because of my sleeperbation habit.
I can't go to sleep unless I sleeperbate.
Sleeberbating stealthily can be difficult if there is another person sleeping in the room.
|3.||Myth of Soma|
A 7 year old 2D MMORPG, what could have been a great game, was ruined by the complacent powers that be.
Several shard servers exist, keeping the MOS addicts with their daily fix.
One bright person decided that Soma stood for "Sits On My Ass".
Person 1: What have you been doing for the last 3 months?
Myth of Soma Gamer: Punching my way to 22 Constitution, I need some sleep now.
|4.||poor life decision|
Any choice made by an individual which results in shame, remorse, guilt, embarrassment, harassment, and other related feelings/consequences. These decisions tend to be hastily made and are usually pre-meditated, often with the understanding that negative feelings and ruined reputations are soon to follow. These poor life decisions (also often referred to as "PLD's") are elected for the sole purpose of self-gratification, attention, sexual pleasure, or to cure boredom. Often, these decisions involve sexual-based interactions with relative strangers and tend to result in morning-after stories of seemingly good ideas gone awry. Note: Alcoholic beverage consumption tends to increase the rate of PLD occurrences.
"Hey guys, I'm working on my 10th poor life decision for the month! I think I'm going to sleep with that a-hole who refuses to return my calls and makes me pay for cab rides over to his place everytime I offer a little late-night action."
"Last night I took home my ex's room-mate. Would you call that a poor life decision, or what?"
A mental illness which consumes your mind and makes it so that you cannot sleep at night. There is no treatment for this.
I have amna so my life is ruined.
I cannot stop thinking of amna.
The worst imaginable way to spend your free time. While you are stuck at home/office/library doing it, all your friends are out living and having a good time. All you get to show for it is grey hair, no hair, zero sleep and ruined relationships. When you are finally finished it, you don't even get a congratulations or a piece of paper that says you did it.
Jill - Hey Jack! I haven't seen you in ages! Let's hang out...we're all going to *insert anything awesome here*, you wanna come along!?! It's going to be the BEST.
Jack - I'm stuck doing fucking CASB all night...if you have a cyanide pill you could spare I'd appreciate it. Have fun enjoying life with your substantially shorter work hours and much greater salary.
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Other albums to ad to your collection:
"Our Problem" 1998
"We've Learned Nothing" split w/ Church of Misery 1998
"Ruined by Idiots" 2003
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