Ruined orgasm is when a broad slowly cock teases you to the point of orgasm and stops just before you cum leaving your cock throbbing. She does this over and over until your balls ache and you’re going insane for sexual relief, then when she is finally ready for the ruined orgasm. She brings you to the edge again only this time just as you are expecting the onset of a tremendously huge orgasm, your balls are tightening up, all she needs to do is stroke up and you’re Cumming!! Instead she lets go of your cock and you feel an unspeakable pain in your balls that only a man knows because at the point of orgasm instead of that last stroke up, she grabbed your balls and squeezes as hard as she possible can, totally stopping your orgasm, maybe leaving you dribbling a little cum, but either way your both sitting there watching your dick get soft as you’re left suffering from lack of release and with a severe case of blue balls!!!

True story:

Me: Last night this broad left me with a ruined orgasm.
Man did my balls ache afterwards!

Reed: What’s a ruined orgasm?

Me: Well, I thought I was get a long, slow handjob, bu the cockteaser kept stopping right before I came. Man my balls were aching, when finally when I thought I was finally going to cum, at the last second the broad seized my balls and squeezed hard!! I lost my hard-on and not a drop of sperm came out. My BLUE BALLS were aching. All because I wouldn’t go down on her.

Reed: Well, I’m sure that your used to blue balls, Jerk-Off!!!

This really happened, men beware!
by Mister Jack Fister September 23, 2006
The kind of orgasm a guy has when his hands are tied out of the way and his penis is stimulated just until he can't stop anymore, and then let go. Neat to watch because of the way it bounces with each spurt. Embarrassing for the guy, especially if several girls are watching, and not real satisfying.
We held him down and made him have a ruined orgasm.
by Annie October 05, 2004
When your masturbating and you reach the point of no return and suddenly stop and remove any contact with the penis. The penis ejaculates but it is only a quarter of the feeling a normal orgasm is.
My girlfriend gave me a ruined orgasm last night, i spat on her and threw her out of my car.
by Callum6969 May 12, 2009
When a guy is masturbating, by himself, or by his partner, and keeps stopping before he ejaculates. This goes on until finaly he penis is finaly allwed to ejaculate, but the hand is pulled away and the penis has no more stimulation througout the orgasm. Its cool to watch as the penis bobs up and down as it ejaculates the semen. This leads to the guy feeling very unfufilled and his penis is usually to tired to masturbate again, so basicaly he is left with sperm all over himself and nothing to show for it.
Bill was masturbating to some dirty words on Urban Dictionary like Horny, Penis, Masturbation, Caught in the act, Wet Dream and Wild Wank, when his friends suddenly came in and grapped his hands, holding them down. They wanked him off until they saw that he was about to orgasm, then let go. The penis bobbed up and down as it shot manjuice all over Bill's chest and Bill was left naked on the floor with a ruined orgasm.
by Penisking May 24, 2009

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