Me: Last night this broad left me with a ruined orgasm.
Man did my balls ache afterwards!
Reed: What’s a ruined orgasm?
Me: Well, I thought I was get a long, slow handjob, bu the cockteaser kept stopping right before I came. Man my balls were aching, when finally when I thought I was finally going to cum, at the last second the broad seized my balls and squeezed hard!! I lost my hard-on and not a drop of sperm came out. My BLUE BALLS were aching. All because I wouldn’t go down on her.
Reed: Well, I’m sure that your used to blue balls, Jerk-Off!!!
This really happened, men beware!