Sandra Lee claims that she created this concept that, despite being sound in theory, is ruined and food-RAPED by Aunt Sandy's hideous execution. Using 70% store-bought products (pre-packaged food hight in preservatives sodium and high fructose corn syrup) and 30% fresh (mainly a few veggies, fruits and herbs, thrown together haphazardly). The end result is usually laughably overtly salty, sugary and inedible. Por ejemplo, see Kwanzaa Cake.
Sandra Lee: Hi, I'm Sandra Lee and welcome to Semi-Homemade. I've been cooking and entertaining for YEARS. Today we are going to make a hamburger using burgers purchased from a fast-food joint and doctored up with lettuce, tomatoes and pre-shredded cheese. Keep it sweet, keep it simple, and keep it semi-homemade.
Tarqueesha, watching from home on her flatscreen: Bitch is FAKE, WORD. Tomato soup in lasagna? My Eyetalian dawta-in-law would totally cut this bitch.
Malik (Tarqueesha's second husband): Word, yo? Tangie would hurt this fake white bitch wif her non-cookin' self.
A hero from an age old tale. She is one who procrastinates profusely, and ultimately happens upon her own downfall because of it. Created by infamous muses Benjaminciano and Bethaniciana.
This epic, as epic as it may be, has never been introduced to any publisher's eyes, it will someday be a best seller, and Oscar winning movie
The Adventures of Tiffaniciana: A Purely Fictional Epic…(epic being a very loose term)more...
Chapter One: Once Upon A Time….
Once upon a time, there was a girl...named Tiffaniciana. Tiffaniciana had procrastinated a lot on her English essay that was due ON MONDAY. And THEN Tiffaniciana realized it was 6pm on SUNDAY! And she hadn’t started!! Tiffaniciana had to stay up until 3am working on her essay but she fell asleep… and got an F!!!!
MORAL OF THE STORY: START ON YOUR ESSAY NOW OR YOU WILL END UP LIKE TIFFANICIANA!
Chapter Two: Tiffaniciana Gets Discouraged
No, waitwaitwait, that’s not what happened. Lemmee try again. *Ahem, Even though Tiffaniciana was working very hard to get her essay done, nothing came to mind as to what she oughtta write about. So, Tiffaniciana was very depressed and sad. She was worried that she would flunk out of English and her parents would kick her out of the house. Tiffaniciana suddenly realized that staring at the computer was not going to get her anywhere. So, she got up and ran around the block a couple times (but not in flip flops and not in the dark and she DID NOT fall and kill her knee). Aaaanyway, when Tiffaniciana came back from her little run, she had an epiphany and realized what she wanted to write about. This epiphany changed Tiffaniciana’s outlook on English class and she sat down and wrote her entire essay in an hour. She went to school after having a GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP (ahem…AHEM), and turned in her ...
what you say when you are very excited about something someone said. what you say when you don't know what else to say. what you say after you have just listened to a long boring story from someone and didn't listen to one word that person said. what you say to someone after they just said something completely unbelievable.
Person 1: Yo I heard about this rager goin down this weekend at this girls house and she said we could come with our friends!
Person 2: Koipsh!!!
Person 1: My boyfriend says we don't talk enough, but every time i try and talk to him he says he's too busy to talk. What should i do?
Person 2: Koipsh???
Person 1: Last weekend i went to this party at my grandmother's house for her 80th birthday. It was so much fun. We played Bingo and ate a lot of cake. Then our dog jumped on the table and knocked over my grandmother's favorite vase and it smashed on the floor. She was so upset I feel like we ruined her birthday. What do you think?
Person 2: Oh yeah, koipsh.
Person 1: Bro i hooked up with three girls last weekend at this party.
Person 2: Yeah me too Koipsh......
The failed spelling of the word "made". Appears many times on Urban Dictionary as well as Facebook and Twitter. Most commonly created by someone in a hurry or not paying attention to the text they are writing.
Oh man, I just wrote "I amde the cake." on Facebook... My life is ruined!
|19.||Flap Your Cracker|
To overreacte, to throw a fit, to lose your temper; usually over something small
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.